A twink is a lot like a cockroach. They're going to outlast us, and no matter how hard you try, and no matter how many you wipe out, there's always gonna be more. The twink race is indestructible, you can get rid of them all one day, but the next day, some new twinks will show up. They're disgusting, you can step on them and kill them, but they will keep coming back.

If you think this article is opinionated, good call! A newbie is someone who acts like a moron because they are new at Furcadia, and don't know any better, and all people grow out of this phase. A twink is someone who acts like a moron because they like annoying people with this personality. Twinks know they are not wanted when they act like this and they could give less of a s*** what anyone else's rights are, such as peace of mind, the right to not have spam on your screen every 2 seconds, and the right to not be asked to yiff by people you don't even know.

And there's so many twinks in Furcadia right now, it's contagious, I've done "twinky" things too. We all have.