What YOU can do to prevent Sock Survailence

As we all have learned the cows gain information on us via our socks, which teleport to atlantis through the dryer to unload vast amounts of personal information about us to our enemy, the cows. Ever wonder why some sock seem to dissapear in the wash? Well this is exactly why. How does one prevent this? Well read on! It could save your sanity. Also our skilled team of researchers are working 24-7 to develop new techniques to end this threat so on rare ocasions a new one might be added. Feel free to email me with sugestions.

Prevention Techniques

• Wear no socks
• Wear one sock
• Wear Mismatched socks
• Watch your dryer to make sure your socks dont escape
• Air dry your socks
• Wear hideously tacky socks
• Use a blow dryer to dry your socks

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