October 6 2000
Corn Breath and its
damaging effects.
If you've ever been the victim of a
random corn breath attack, you'll
know what i'm talking about. and if
you're one of the fortunate few who
have been spared this experience,
be forewarned and cover your nose.
corn breath is basically a form of
halitosis, you know, dragon breath.
and it happens 'cos someone's
bacteria-ridden tongue produces
stinky mouth (which actually smells
like rotted, foul corn).
the worst part is that once you get a
whiff of someone's corn breath, the
odor tends to hang around your
nostrils like an elusive booger.
you're left paralyzed for several
minutes. watery eyes and
uncontrollable blinking have also
been know to occur.
let's band together and put and end
to the ravaging effects of corn breath.
if you or someone you know has
corn breath, please pass them an
altoid and an anonymous note with
instructions to scrape their tongue.
death to corn breath!
October 4 2000
September 29 2000
September 28 2000
Gooshi is back to being updated regularly. All html that isn't here, or in entries/archives is gone. Gone for good. Those damned web monkeys must have stolen it.
Did you ever notice that Lawn Gnomes are always being picked on? Well, I have, and I've decided to help them. If you see an innocent Lawn Gnome being abused, call me. I'll help.
September 24-October 4
Gooshi is currently on vacation in Web Page Hell. While I tediously try to figure out what the hell happened to my html, you can visit other pages.
I think I will start posting again sometimes this week, if there are no further inconveniences. Oh by the way, Here's something to hold you over til then.
Oh your a fine bar of soap, ye are. Tis a beautiful day to walk atop the hills with ye. Feel the cool breeze agains yer bar, feel the warm sunshine. Tis the last you'll see, you sudsy bastard! Slipping out of me hands in the shower, and sticking to the floor! I can't pry ye up with me mere hands, alone. I have to go get the spatula.
And don't try to lather! No one can here ye. And don't think I don't know I'm doing a Scottish accent!
That's thanks to the Arj Barker comedy hour on comedy central.
