Looks fast, even when standing still! No I ain't no PhotoShop whiz. This picture is the result of a drive-by shooting.
Might as well start at the front of the car. Peep the phat phiberglass suck-o-matic hood. There's a big gaping hole in it to get air to the turbo's intercooler (yeah right!) or let you spray the bugs off of the radiator without opening the hood. There's also the mandatory blue halogen piss-me-off headlights. So far, so bad.
Those puppies look to be Konig Rated R wheels. At least they aren't American Racing, Prime, or Eagle, but those particular wheels are geared towards the rice crowd. Yes those are cut springs. Or they're incredibly stiff because I saw that car bouncing around on a newly-paved road like it was a butt in a Sir Mix-a-lot video.
Then we come to the white I-don't-know-if-I'm-coming-or-going taillights whose functions it seems are to annoy and confuse others at stop signs. And finally, the créme de la crap: the safety razor almost-past-the-roof Formula 1 on Viagra wing. Apparently, that wing is there to provide enough downforce to keep the car stable should it leave the ground and not do a Mercedes CLK-GTR series of backflips while porpoising on the highway.
This wing also scares people at full-service car washes, builds upper-body strength when opening the trunk, and removes garage light fixtures once the trunk lid is raised all the way.
