Journal0010 - A scary idea

(coughs politely) But I digress. This night our talk turned to how to get a good look at the assmeats. So I said to Saloppe...

"May you get your butt here to LA asap so that we can get a place in santa monica and gawk stupidly at the demetriuses as they pass by. May we not only get our yayas from it all, but may we actually get some honest-to-god raw information about those cute guys in the form of surveys. We'll each have a clipboard of survey questions such as "what is your number? age?" and "do you wear boxers or briefs?" When asked what the info is needed for, we reply "we're gathering infor about our company's intended audience" then run. Run away giggling like mad schoolgirls we are. Plus, after all of this is done, may we get out asses to chinatown for more of the same. VIVA LA ASSMEATS!!!"

That was my plan. We soon refined that plan...

saloppe:
Hi! Would you like to take a survey? It'll only take a minute of your time... Okay, I'll need to know your name and number... okayy.... boxers or briefs? What? What do I need this for? er.... scientific research, sir... Next question...Do you like leather pants? Could you please try this pair on for us? Okay, now bend over.... heh heh heh...

me:
(coffs and spews drink) JAYSUS!

saloppe:
Yes sir...no, bend over a little bit more... Mmmmm yeah, thats better.... Now stretch and lick your lips...

me:
yes.. that's it.. and now, give us your most lecherous look.. yes sir, lech-- oh. oh. OHHH.. good, sir, that was a ... very good one.. you're a natural, aren't you, sir?

saloppe:
Now if you'll just step over here into this van, we'd like to test your pokey skills...

me:
pokey sir. it's uh.. a.. uh.. Quick! push him into the van!

saloppe:
Oooh SO EVIL!!! hehehehe.... SOOO FUCKIN EVIL!!! hehe. Ill do it.

me:
heh. me too.I'll start on the survey questions. heh.

THE END???