Journal 0013 - Dreams!

'I had a dream me and you were like walking around down town something or other, like a bunch of streets with nice shops and shit, and then we came across this small crowd with police and paramedics... what happened? Well apparently Matt Damon and Ben Affleck got into some fisticuffs. -_-... you were like really excited about it, so we ran over to take a closer look...'

'For some reason you were dressed like Yolei [from Digimon] with the glasses and long hair. And you were like egging them on, even though the fight was over and they were trying to make up, which I thought was hilarious. Then this guy in a wheel chair comes along, and he looks kinda dazed. And he's ramming into people with his motorized wheelchair. He ran into you and you shook your fist or something at him. And then something happened to him, he passed out I guess.'

'So I tried to wheel him to a safer place, but his motor keep jerking around. And then I notice these two dudes in overcoats with huge ass guns. Kinda sneaking around. And then i realize that the guy in the wheel chair was drugged up and the russian maffia was controling his chair so they could run it out into traffic and kill him! And these dudes witht he guns were making sure the hit went through... so they start coming towards me so I hide.'

'I think at this point you're still trying to get Matt and Ben to duke it out again. Anyway. So I follow the two gunmen and one of them goes up to this house, and starts aiming at none other than Frank Cho, only he looks like the Frank in the comic strip (Yeah I know. What the fuck?) I'm yelling NO! You cant do that! So I grabbed his shot gun from him, which must've been made of legos or something cos then I proceeded to snap it into small parts...'

'And then he gets pissed on me and says something like how I'm gonna get tagged by the mafia. So I run and get you, now I'm nervous that I'm going to get pegged by the russians. I actually woke up this morning, looked around and thought, wow, I'm not going to get nailed.'
'Anyway. That was my dream. I hope there's a sequel with Piotr [from X Men]... *sigh*'

'OOooh and what was even worse? Well okay, no cute guys to save me, but also, the dude who was going to off was like... obsessing over me! Eeeew!!'

We both thought it was hilarious that I was egging Matt and Ben to fight each other, especially when I'm the one who think those two are really close (if you get my drift).And LOL man.. wanna hear what my sis says about ben, who she loves?
Hana: You know, I read that Ben takes roles and gives em a homoerotic performance.
Me: ... WHAT?
Hana: Well it's true. Look at... Dogma.
Me: I think that assumption suits Matt more.
Hana: No. No. I mean look at Pearl Harbor. Something going on with him and Josh Hartnett.
Both of us: BWAHAHAHAHAA!!!

I know, not exactly PC or anything. It's just funny. And suspicious.