I AM A COLLEGE STUDENT
I live in a 2 x 2ft cinderblocked prison with no windows.  
My roommate has sex when I am in the room....I am a college student.
I have gained 15 pounds or more since  
August...most of that is BudLight, my best  
friend...I am a college student. 
I got more ass in the first two weeks of school then in my entire life  
combined... now I get less then ever....I am a college student.
 
I drink Beast from a keg and BuschLight  
from a can.... I will walk in the cold, dark and  
snow for beer...but refuse to go to class in the same  
weather... I am a college student.
 
If I am female... I wear a pea coat, black bootleg  
pants and platform shoes...and have been molested by more then one  
frat guy on the dance floor... I am a college  
student.
I have a 2.1 GPA. I have Mono... but  
don't sleep except during my classes... I am a college  
student.
 
I have forgot what privacy is...I never make my  
8:00 class... and have hooked up with every guy/girl in  
my dorm...I am a college student.
 
I drink more vodka then water... my savior is the  
toliet.... I black out for extended periods of time several  
nights a week.... I am a college student.
 
My friends tell me the next day  
about the strip tease I did at the party the night  
 before that I can't remember... I am a college student. 
I think cigarettes, coffee, cheetos and Ramen Noodles as  
being a complete meal...I am a college student. 

I forgot about the  
love-of-my-life-boyfriend/girlfriend at  
home, as soon as I stepped foot on campus. 
I think nothing of going to bed at 3:30am on
Wacky Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Fuck up  
Friday... and getting up at 8:00 still drunk and go to class.... 

I go to bed at 2 and get up at 11 everyday... I promise  
myself everyday that tomorrow I will get up and go to  
that class that I somehow keep sleeping through.... I  
am a college student.
 
My computer is used for two purposes.... AOL  
instant Messenger and MP3Napster... I am a college student. 

I am a COLLEGE STUDENT...Hear me roar!!!