FOR THOSE THAT ARE TIRED OF THE USUAL "FRIEND" POEMS, A TOUCH OF TRUTH!


When you are sad........................
 I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum-
 sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are scared..................
 I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried................
 I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.

When you are confused.............
 I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick........................
 I will hold your hair while you pray homage to the porcelain god.

When you fall.......................
 I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath..................
 I pledge til the end.

Why you may ask?..................
 Because you are my friend