Dear Customers,

It has recently come to our attention that we have nerds among us.  Yes you. /em points.  All of you that are in those teeny tiny wimpy guilds with less than ten people.    We know who you are.  You got picked last for kickball, you weren’t on the student council, you skipped the pep rally to study.  So now, you think you are going to ruin our Vision by making little wimpy guilds and hanging out with each other.  We can see you now, skulking in your basement, underachieving, desperately trying to achieve level 50 without twinking along with your other nerd guildies.  Dragon raid? Don’t make us laugh. You’ve never been to a plane, don’t have a prayer.  Can your guild stay up in the planes for 36, 48, 52 hours straight?  Don’t think so.  You probably don’t even teleport anywhere without paying for it…yes, we have seen you sowed fools trying to run to Butcher Block to take the boat!  That’s always good for a laugh, watching you wait 30 minutes just for the shuttles to Kunark.  We bet you don’t even have any cool tattoos or body parts pierced. 

Get with the program, people!  We are not giving up on you.  We want to help you achieve social popularity by forcing you into the uberguilds.  Yes, you will thank us later.  Your feeble protestations just don’t make any sense.  Are there more than two presidential parties in the US? Of course not!  So why should there be more than one or two guilds on a server?  It just makes things confusing for newbies.  While you hang around, maybe even role playing, if that can be believed, you are taking up valuable resources that the uberguilds need for their members.  Resistance is futile.  Become one of the many, join the club, take your allotted place in our world.  You don’t have to worry about your nerfed class…with a big guild, no one will notice you lack in skills or that you  only have AE spells to use at the higher levels.   You will be happier, believe us.  Think of all the guild loot that you might get if you ingratiate yourself with the officers.  Teach yourselves these important social skills.  Think of the pride you will have in your playing skills as you act as cannon fodder for the god Casic-Thule.  Fall asleep at the keyboard? Don’t worry, you won’t be missed.  We have made it easier for you, by forcing the popular people to accept you in the big guilds, because you have no little guild to join.  Be glad we noticed your plight!

And for all you people who are guildless altogether, your characters will be deleted at the first possible moment.  We don’t even know what’s wrong with you.