Tuesday.

Ok then

Tuesday!?!

What about Tuesday?

Buttermilk, China forrest peach cobbler.

Ok!!

Landslide trampoline conversion van?

I jumped on a trampoline on Tuesday, it was fun

Eighteen toothpast second hand peice of paper?

Paint clouds imagination baseball diamond!! LOL

Are you ok?

Three.

Three?

What?

What is wrong with you?!?!

Anus guitar.

lol

English class!!

I hate English

Fuck that!!

Senior umbrella.

giggle

lol

Purple clothes make me feel funny.

Purple clothes will make you look like Barney

One time on the bus a guy named Barney put his thumb in my ass. That made me feel funny too.

He had long nails.

lol

Weekend Kmart.

I need to go to KMart tomorrow

Red and blue and seven.

Blue is my favorite color

Fuck that!!

Hey! I like blue!

The number twelve and a homeless man.

I hate homeless people

One time a guy named Earl told me his favorite food was pancakes, and he liked the Star Wars movies. Then he took me in a field and raped me.

lol, awwww...poor baby

Babies smell like celery.

I wanna have a baby

Fuck that!!

I can't wait to have kids

I rub up against little boys ever chance I get.

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW

They smell like warm butter and passion.

NICHOLAS JONATHON KE*E*E*!

One time I licked a retard at the mall.

Nick!

Then I bought some shoes.

lol

My grandpa used to whore himself at the post office.

Nick! Thats so mean!

His balls used to hang out of his shorts.

Eeeeewwww

They smelled like little boys.

Nick!

Grandma told me they tasted like candy, grandma lied.

NICK!

I stare into grandma's eyes sometimes. Then I get really horny.

NICK!

One day she took me in the shower, and said she would make a man out of me.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAA

I didn't feel like a man, I just felt not horny anymore.

Oh god, you are going to scar me forever!

Grandma had a lot of scars

Nick....I hate you

Grandma can make her fingers disappear!

Gross!

Her ring never came back so I looked for it.

I only found an earing and got hair in my cereal.

Eeeeewwwww

Grandma said it was just hairy captain crunch, but I didn't fall for it.

Oh god

You're on crack!

I don't know why I believed her when she said it was trout flavored though.

God, stop please!

One time grandpa dipped his balls in my cereal. He laughed a lot after that.

NICK!

He kept screaming "Full of bally goodness" and laughin.

You are gonna make me sick!

Grandpa's balls looked sick.

I think they had wrinklitis.

Stop!!!!!!

He said they were bruising his knees but i dont know what that means.

You are one sick motherfucker

Yes, yes I am.