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[Hypothetico]
A person walks up to you armed with a question.
They wield it dangerously, and it makes you nervous.
Defend yourself somehow.
But what should you do?
Why not do what you always have.
Beat them senseless with a blunt object.
A club maybe? A holy book?
Perhaps the flat of the blade you call a tongue?
No.
This one looks tougher than the rest.
Better use the sturdiest, bluntest tool you have.
Don't have to worry about damaging it;
It's already about as battered as it's going to get.
Don't have to worry about losing it;
It's attatched firmly to the base of your neck.
Zoe
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