When we think of goats we generally don't see them as sex objects. But as I learned recently, that is not always the case....
S.A. Boys Reportedly Having Sex With Goats To Avoid AIDS
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Now the National Societies for the Prevention of Cruelty Against Animals has appealed to people to come forward with information.
The NSPCA said it had noted an SABC news report that boys of Mamvuka Village in Nzhelele Valley in the far north of the province have sex with goats to avoid getting Aids. The organisation said other admissions were made during the news insert, which was broadcast on Sunday evening, but the NSPCA had not yet received any official complaints.
"Bestiality is a criminal offence. Charges can be laid under the Criminal Procedure Act and also in terms of the Animals Protection Act," the NSPCA statement said. It said two convictions were recently obtained for bestiality and both offenders were imprisoned without the option of a fine.
"An appeal is made to anyone with information on this - or any other bestiality offences to come forward. The NSPCA stresses that charges can only be laid and proceed when information sufficient to prove beyond reasonable doubt is to hand."
Captain Ailwei Mushavhanamadi said the Northern Province police had not received any reports of such crimes. But the SABC interviewed at least one boy who admitted he considered bestiality as safe sex, and that he and his friends had sex with goats up to four times a week.
"We know about Aids and we are very afraid of it. That is why we are having sex with these goats. Goats don't have Aids.
"We see people in the village dying everyday. It's because they have slept with one another and infected each other. Goats can't get those infections. We would therefore rather have sex with them," a grade 11 scholar said.
"It's obvious that if I'm not sick there is nothing I can transmit to goats and goats to me. We won't become HIV-positive because goats don't get Aids. We often share the same goat and don't get each other's diseases," he said.
The NSCPA said some of the statements made during the broadcast revealed a lack of education, and that an information campaign should be launched in the affected areas.
"Whether education or prosecution is the key, the matter cannot move forward without co-operation and solid information. The NSPCA is deeply concerned that the youths repeatedly stated their reasoning for having sex with goats - avoidance of Aids. It is suggested that urgency be given to correcting such myths."
The SABC reported that the practice affected goat-farming in the area. Sinah Musekwa, a goat owner, said nobody wanted to buy his goats any more.
"Since we've learnt that these rumours are true people don't want to be associated with these goats. No one wants anything to do with their meat or milk. I'm going to have to destroy my goats," he said.
Finding myself troubled by the thought of these poor goats being used as tools for sexual gratification I looked to the only BFPA member that was online at the time to seek out his unparalelled wisdom..... Unfortunately that BFPA member was Theo....
Ayyyy! The Fonz is here! says:
interesting... where is Johannessburg? South Africa?
Chest Rockwell says:
yes
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ok
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no one wants to drink Goat Juice or eat Goat Meat!!!!!
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yeah!
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chock full of calcium and joy juice
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uha!
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i wonder if danny pumped any goats in serbia
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mmmmm??? interesting thought
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"who's your daddy bitch?" "baaaaa"
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maybe the goat can blow his milk on dannys face when hes done..
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oh man, i just pictured that.... danny getting a goat's milk facial
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i'll have to ask him
Ayyyy! The Fonz is here! says:
hahha
Chest Rockwell says:
why are they fucking goats? aren't there any other animals in South Africa?
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lions!!
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u'd have to be super crazy or brave to try that
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giraffes
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caligula did
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or really really horny
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haha
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the new brothels would be the local zoo
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maybe giraffe is an italian tradition
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which means what exactly?
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Chest Rockwell says:
exactly!!!!
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its pretty sick that they share goats
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ye - sloppy seconds
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"your turn Phil' "thanks Danny"
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are some goats more popular?
Ayyyy! The Fonz is here! says:
the cute looking ones
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do they plaster the goats with lotsa cheap makeup and perfume
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maybe g-strings
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hahaha
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tassles
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fuck-me boots
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tassles on their several nipples
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maybe they milk them as they fuck them
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well i guess the term "lamb on a spit" comes in understanding if they had a 3some with one
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"can u see my udders? yeah"
The BFPA would like to go on the record and state that we do not condone any sort of bestiality as it is an unnatural and abhorrent act. (Though if anyone was game enough to try to fuck a lion we would buy them a Coke!)And that there is nothing funny about using a goat, or any farm animal for that fact, as a sexual plaything.
We apologise for anyone we may have offended with this piece of shocking news, especially those who we implied took part in the carnal act with goats while on a holiday to his home country of Serbia last year.
Remember: Goats are not for lovin', save that for your cousin.... No, wait.... that's also wrong! We do not condone inbreeding either!!!
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