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Friday 13th October

The boat trip day is finally here, and it feels like we have been planning this for a lifetime. Here could be life’s biggest challenge, a bunch of chat addicted idiots getting on a boat for 3 ˝ days with no access to a computer.

Who will survive and who will be forced to leave the boat when the withdrawals get too bad??

WHO WILL SURVIVE?
FROM LEFT:- CG, OCT, KEVIE, VIB, JIMMY
FRONT:- TOOS AND INSANE
Oct and I are organized early so we don’t have to rush. We laze around delaying getting out of the PJ’s for as long as possible then we get the kids to load the car. Tam spends the morning ringing us again, and again, and again ( such a shame phones don’t have an ignore button lol).

2pm
Oct and I arrive at the boat.

INSANE AKA JULIE

OCT AKA SUE
Toos and Juky are already on the boat organizing the cuppas and the rooms we are sleeping in.

JUKY AKA KYM

TOOS AKA MARISA ooOOO..Wonders how come it's the first day and I already have the hangover pic happening...hmmmm???? Toos (leaves it in...just another motive for death threats to Insane)
When Toos and Juky arrived and put all their stuff onto the boat, they were followed on board by a group of guys heading off on their own trip, unfortunately for them, the guys were on the wrong boat, and soon departed for their own trip awwwwww. Oct and I come in, dump all our stuff in the middle of the living room and make ourselves at home. (with the amount of stuff we brought, it looks like we are going for a month, not 3 ˝ days)

Vib and Cg are the next to arrive.

CG AKA DOLLY

VIB AKA TAM
I go up to the carpark to help unload the car. (last time I did this, I seem to remember finding Vib’s hidden carrots) lol sorry Vib, had to say it. I must admit, I did check the boot of her car to see if she had them hidden lol. Cg grabs the important stuff ( the alcohol ) and wanders down the wharf to the boat, I grab a few things and head that way myself. I look up and see Cg standing on the rear balcony of a houseboat looking around, she appeared to be rather lost.

“Hey Cg, your on the wrong fucking boat!!!!!”
“Farkin hell, was wondering where you had put all your stuff. Thought it looked a little empty.”

How does Vib like her eggs in the morning??
Fertilized?
Unfertilized?
Scrambled?
Poached?
Boiled?

No, she prefers them smashed all over the dining room carpet on the boat.
A very grand entrance Vib, I commend you lol.
And still continued.....