I've got a boyfriend
Robert: Thanks for sharing. Next?

He's a bad boy
Simon: "You've been a bad boy...go to my room!"
Robert: (puts arm around Simon) "Don't give the slash writers any more ideas, love."

He's my favorite
He's my joy

Roger: "Are you *sure* this wasn't written by some fifteen-year-old fangirl?
Perry: "No, I think she is around 28 or 29...which makes her too old for *you*, Roger.
Roger: "Shut up."

I've got a boyfriend
Jason: "You already said that!"
Robert: "Don't think too much about it, dear. Hurts less that way."

Danger boy

Roger: "This song is about Simon!"
Simon: "And you would know this *how*...?"
Roger: "Never mind."

He's got a girlfriend
Jason: "Isn't that usually the case?"
Perry: "So, *that's* how you get the girls Jase!"
Jason: "Are you jealous, Teddy?"
Perry: "Don't go there, mate." (blushes)

She's my toy!

All: "Saaaaay...."
Roger: "I want her phone number!"
Robert: "Ahem!"
Roger: "Now what?"

Sometimes he'll twitch for no reason
All: (Make twiching movements)

It's just a twitch and it's part of his style
Roger: (Opens his mouth, then closes it)

He tells me I'm his one and only
Simon: "Sure, that's what they *all* say!"
Robert: "Speaking from experience, Si?"
Simon: "Sod off."

I'm the only one making him smile

Jason: "It depends on what she's doing..."
Perry: "Had to go there, didn't you, Jason?"
Jason: "Well, it's true!"
Robert: (to Perry) "Don't encourage him."

Sometimes he'll twitch for no reason
It's just a twitch and it's part of his style

Roger: "Still not going there. Too easy."

When he's feeling sad and lonely
Simon: "He wanks!"

I'm the only one driving him wild
Roger: "You and every other girl he encounters..."
Robert: "Roger!"
Roger: "Kidding."

He really likes me
Perry: "Sure he does. Keep telling yourself that."

He likes my Mom
Robert: "If *anyone* goes there..."
All: (look at Roger)
Roger: "Did I *say* anything?"
Simon: "No, her Mum would be too old for him."
Roger: "Stop that!"

He buys me ice cream
Perry: (evil) "Want some ice cream, little girl?"

He likes my song
Jason: "Sure we do...and I am a metalhead!"

He has a nice car
Simon: "No Roger, this is definitely *not* about me!"

I buy his gas
Roger: "I *really* want her number now!"
All: (Glare at Roger)

But in the backseat
All: "Saaaaay....."

He moves too fast!
Simon: "What does she expect...just an innocent snog?"
Jason: "Okay Si...are you trying to tell us something?"
Robert: "Are you not sharing with the group again...?"
Simon: "Bastards."

My boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble
Robert: (singing) "Hey now, hey now...my boyfriend's back!"
Perry: "Is Simon aware of this?"
Robert and Simon: "All right, Bamonte...go to our room!"
Perry: "You *are* kidding, right?"
Robert and Simon: (evil unholy grins)

When are you gonna give it to me?
Roger: "When would you like it?"
Jason: "I have dibs on her when you're done, Roger!"
Robert: "You two are hopeless."

Shake it baby, shake it!
All: (shake their butts)

Raven's note--I speak for myself but I'm sure that Harleen (and many other fans of both genders) will agree when I say 'Yeah! Yeah, shake it! More! Encore...'