A Forest


Come
(Crow opens his beak but Mike glares at him)
Mike: Don't go there, Crow. Not with the first word

closer and see
See into the trees
Mike (Donald Duck voice): Hey you two bloody squirrels! Give me my nuts back!
Tom: Not the best choice of words there, darling...
(Mike blushes)

Find the girl
Crow (evil): Come out little girl, where are you?

While you can

Come closer and see
Tom: What about a pair of glasses?

See into the dark
Mike: Well, okay, but if it's dark how can I see?

Just follow your eyes
Crow: Hey eyes! Wait for me!
(Tom and Mike roll their eyes)

Just follow your eyes

I hear her voice
Calling my name
Mike (ghoulish voice): Roooobeeert...Rooooobeert...
Tom (as Robert): Bwaaaaa!! Save me Simon!!

The sound is deep
Mike (deeper ghoulish voice): Roooobeert...
Tom: Now, this sounds more like a transvestite
Crow (singing as Dr Frank N. Furter): I'm just a sweet transvestite...
(Mike and Tom shake their heads)

In the dark

I hear her voice
And start to run
Crow: On your marks... get set...go!
Tom (tv sports announcer): The race's started, ladies and gentlemen.
And now...yes, Smith takes the lead...he's outstripping all the other runners...
Mike: Not likely, he doesn't look very athletic...
(Crow and Tom beat him up): Never say that again!! Forgive him Robin...

Into the trees
Tom: Ouch! That must hurt!

Into the trees

Into the trees
Mike: Okay, we got what you mean. Next?

Suddenly I stop
Tom: Plastered against a tree, I guess

But I know it's too late
I'm lost in a forest
All alone
Crow (as Robert): Bwaaaa!! Mommy!!
Mike (as Little Red Hiding Hood's mother): I'd told you shouldn't go through the wood...

The girl was never there
Tom: I told you it was a transvestite!
Crow (as Dr. Frank N. Furter): I'm just a...
(Mike and Tom glare at him, Crow shuts his beak and goes on humming the song)

It's always the same
Crow: Wake up in the rain...
Mike: Wrong song, Crow
Crow: Spoilsport...

I'm running towards nothing
Tom: Better than running against a tree

Again and again and again
Mike: Again?
Tom: I guess Robert likes the word, he tells it over and over
Crow (singing as Robert): We die one after the...
Tom:Already misted, that one
Crow: Oh...why don't we do it again?
Mike: And again and...
Tom: Stop it!!

end


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