"Show me show me show me how you do that trick
Crow--My, Does Robert's wife know what he's been up to?
Mike--That says 'do that trick' not 'turn that trick', Crow!

The one that makes me scream" she said
(Crow opens his beak, get's a warning glare from Mike. Crow is quiet)

"The one that makes me laugh" she said
Tom--He must have shown her The Spice Girl's Lifetime Achievement award!
Crow--A travesty...plain and simple...

And threw her arms around my neck
Mike (British) That'd be a bit painful, wot?

"Show me how you do it
All three--Saaaaaay...
Crow Robert has been with Mary for *how* long, and he *still* doesn't know?

And I promise you I promise that
Tom--Oh promises, promises!

I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you"
All three--Run away! Run away!

Spinning on that dizzy edge
Mike--Well, one might assume that if one spins, one becomes dizzy...

I kissed her face and kissed her head
Crow (singing as Robert) Then I took her to my bed...
Mike--Crow, I'm warning you...

And dreamed of all the different ways I had
Tom--Six different ways!

To make her glow
Mike--I've found that uranium works well.
Tom--Or plutonium.
Crow--Or a good org--
Tom and Mike--CROW!!!
Crow--Oh come on! That's what he's getting at and you both know it!

"Why are you so far away?" she said
Mike (coughs delicately) Sorry, but I need to stand upwind...

"Why won't you ever know that I'm in love with you
That I'm in love with you"
Crow--Because you didn't say it until now?

You
Crow--Me!
Soft and only
You
Tom--Me!
Lost and lonely
You
Mike--Me?

Strange as angels
Dancing in the deepest oceans
Twisting in the water
Tom (Chuck Berry voice)--Come on baby, let's do the twist!
(All three Twist in their seats)

You're just like a dream
You're just like a dream
(Crow hums Nightmare on Elm Street music)

Daylight licked me into shape
All three--Saaaaaayyy!

I must have been asleep for days
Mike (As Robert) Ohh, that was some bender, it was!

And moving lips to breathe her name
Crow (Jimi Hendrix) And his lips, breathe, Mary...

I opened up my eyes
All three--Ewwww!

And found myself alone alone
(Tom makes sniffling and sobbing sounds)

Alone above a raging sea
Mike (as the sea) Arrgh, bloody Cure! Up on that cliff, making all that racket, and me with a hangover!
Tom (also as the sea) Maybe that Roger O'Donnel bloke will fall in, and I'll give *him* what-for!

That stole the only girl I loved
And drowned her deep inside of me
Crow--You know, this one's too easy. I won't go there.

You
Mike--Me?

Soft and only
You
Tom--No, me!

Lost and lonely
You
Crow--Me!

Just like heaven

End