In the not too distant future
2000 AD
A British band called The Cure
left the music scene
This didn't go over with the fans
Two decided to take a stand
They felt the loss would be a waste
So they ambushed them on tour
And they shot them into space...
(Shot of Antagony and Fangrrrl in Club America)
We'll send them cheezy fanfics
(lalala)
Babble and Stiff posts, too
(lalala)
They'll have to sit and read them all
Until the experiment's through
(lalala)
Keep in mind The Cure can't control
Where the posts begin or end
They'll try and keep their sanity
By plotting their revenge
(Band member rollcall)
Robert
(Bloody hell..)
Simon
(Wankers!)
Perry
(He's a Bamonte, he's a god)
Jason
(He's not Boris)
And Roooooger!
(Hah...)
If you wonder how Robert does his hair
And other useless facts
Don't ask us on the message board
Just go and read the FAQ!
Now here's Mystery Science Cure Theater: 3000
(Guitar Twang supplied by Perry)
5...4...3...2...1