The Alternative Band Name Generator

Got your latest funky looking, tattooed compadres in your garage, practicing to wail for some Big Name record label exec? Got everything but the name of the band? Well, use the Pissed Off Pessimist's Alternative Band Name Generator, and come with a completely non-sense name, and you'll be on your way to having your named squealed by Teenage girls on TRL.

Instructions:

Take one word/phrase from list one, combine it with word/prhase from list two. Viola', instant Band Name.

List 1:

Amazing
Gen-X
Soggy
The Black Jewish Homosexual
Super
Apocalyptic
Raging
Invigorated
The Not Yet Named
Crappy
Deep-Throatin'
The Lords of
Greased
Cheese
Creamy
Butane
Instant
Hardcore
Tortured
Royal
New
Premium
Triple XXX
Just Add

List 2:

Cracker
Jesus
Gods
Experience
Messenger
Medusa
Witness
Miracles
Coats
Walrus
Doors
Vampyres
Band
Hippies
Puppies
Noise
Whores
Dawg
Geeks
Web

Example:'Gen-X Jesus', 'Just Add Noise', 'Triple XXX Gods'

Enjoy your fame, maybe we'll see you on VH1's "Where Are They Now?"

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