76 Reasons we need to hit the reset button on humanity

1)Pauly Shore Movies
2)The Christian Coalition Network
3)MTV
4)Hentai Freaks
5)AOL
6)OJ Simpson
7)Boy Bands
8)People incessantly quote South Park and Full Metal Jacket
9)The Gap
10)George W. Bush
11)Morons that can't their order straight in drive-through windows
12)McDonald's
13)Politically Correctified Animated Disney Movies
14)Puff Daddy Music Videos
15)Anniversy Remembrances of Columbine
16)Michael Jordan commercials
17)15 Year Old Goths
18)Wytch Vampyres
19)F-ckers that leave their turn signal on for 30 miles
20)Retarded Pop-Culture Slasher Movies like 'Scream'
21)C-nts with systems in their cars that vibrate the pavement for 3 blocks.
22)Teenage Dumb-Asses that accuse anybody successful in the Entertainment business of being 'Sell-Outs'
23)Generation X
24)h8ck3r d3wd spelling
25)White Rappers
26)Starbucks
27)Neckties
28)VH1
29)Leonardo DeCaprio
30)Mormons
31)Scientologists
32)JEEEE-ZUS! Freaks
33)E-mail chain letters
34)Spam
35)Spam(The Meat Bi-Product)
36)Teenage Pseudo-Hippies
37)Republicans
38)Democrats
39)Idiots that sue Tobacco companies because their product gave them Lung Cancer
40)Sandra Bullock
41)Julia Roberts/Richard Gere Movies
42)Friends(The Sitcom)
44)Preppy F-cktards that wear Tommy carpenter pants yet probably haven't held a hammer in their whole damn life.
45)Middle-Management
46)Being Paid Millions for playing a game professionally
47)Anorexic CK-1 Models
48)Telemarketers
49)Retards who think Kurt Cobain was a great visionary
50)The WB Channel
51)People who bitch about politics but don't vote
52)Anti-Smoking Safety Nazis
53)90% of the Internet
54)Anal-Retentive Netiquette Freaks
55)Rush Limbaugh
56)Techno Dance Remixes
57)Gimps that think Quake produces sociopaths
58)The Avengers(The Movie)
59)Rosie O'Donnell
60)The Osmonds
61)Jerry Springer Guests
62)Minimum Wage/Maximum Labor Jobs
63)People that think AIDs victims should be honored.
64)Infomercials
65)Bill Clinton
66)Menthol Cigarettes
67)F-ckers that always bum cigarettes off of me.
68)Defense Lawyers
69)Redneck Cops
70)'Alternative' Music
71)Dramatizations of the 60's and 70's
72)Star Trek/Bablyon 5/Anime fans
73)Jar Jar Binx
74)Gun-Freaks
75)Xena & Hercules
76)Poke'mon

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