Here's a novel little quiz to determine your sense of ethics.
There's a woman. She has two children that are blind. She has three children that are deaf. She has two more children that are mentally retarded (or as they say in the politically correct vernacular, developmentally delayed). She is now pregnant with her eighth child. Do you counsel her to get an abortion?
Yes? You idiot ... you just killed Ludwig Van Beethoven!
Okay, let's try another one.
There's a woman in Quebec. She's pregnant. Do you counsel her to have an abortion?
Of course not??? You idiot ... you just allowed Lucien Bouchard to be born!!!!
Alright, let's try just one more ...
A woman, she's pregnant. She has a family history of being bleed-heart liberal. Do you counsel her to have an abortion?
No? You moron! Now we have to deal with Jean Chretien!!!!
You fail this quiz! Fail, fail, fail!!! Argh!!!!