Can you believe one individual has so much pent up anger and agression (namely, me)? Pretty amazing, isn't it? And yet, there's more!
This morning I'm coming into work and I hear on the radio that municipalities want to pass by-laws about garbage pick-up and recycling. Specifically, they want to impose fines against people that don't recycle. The fine is tentatively $130.00. Further, the cities want to limit the amount of garbage you can put out on your lawn and may refuse to pick up garbage altogether.
Where to start? Let's start with the recycling bullshit. I've attempted to recycle. But those lazy pieces of shit city workers didn't pick it up. Why? Because it's not in a blue box. Might I add if I'm forced to have a blue box, the government should be sending me one, not having me go to a hardware store to pick one up (so don't give me that "it's free anyway" crap). Then, when it is in a blue box, those lazy arses complain that it's not separated. After it's separated, they complain the newspapers aren't bundled up, the cardboard boxes aren't flattened, etc., etc. Look you good for nothing lazy arsewipe city working piece of shit ... if you're going to whine this much why don't I just gift-wrap the fucking garbage for you? Would you like a pretty little bow on it? Why don't I put it under your freaking Christmas tree so you can just pick it out of your living room in the morning?
If that isn't bad enough, one time one of these recyling clowns had the audacity to attack my mother for not tying up the newspapers into a bundle. He concluded his barrage with "Can't you read english?" That's a pretty funny comment coming from a guy that must be a grade two drop-out ... why else would he be a recycling clown for the city?
Now, let's deal with the garbage wankers. Same crap, different day. They complain that the garbage in the can is too heavy. They complain it's not in a bag, the bag's not tied, etc., etc., etc., waah, waah, waah. Cry me a freaking river.
Contrary to popular belief, you are not "Sanitation Engineers" because you are not engineers. If this were so, then porn stars would be "Copulatory Engineers" and medical doctors would be "Rectal Engineers" and so forth. So get it out of your head. You are GARBAGE MEN. No, not women, not persons, GARBAGE MEN! Your job? PICK UP THE FREAKING GARBAGE!!!
The problem is that as ordinary citizens, we tolerate far too much crap from our city government. The next time there is a garbage strike, we should personally deliver all of our garbage to the homes of garbage men. We can also spread it out to members of city hall. Garbage is garbage and more than 50% of materials meant for recyling wind up on the garbage heap anyway.
Solution? Glad you asked. Let those that want to recycle, recycle. Those that don't,
won't. End of story. Take your city fines and garbage restrictions and shove them up
your municipal arse. Have a nice day.
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