The EC books, condensed


COTCB:
by ec

Cavegirl loses parents in earthquake.

Clan finds her.

They raise her, but think she is strange.

She breaks too many rules and is banished.

The end.



VOH:
by ec

Ayla: I've been banished; what shall I do (sob, whimper, moan).

Oh...a valley, I'll live here.

Oh...a horse friend.

Oh...a cavelion friend.

Oh...fire stones.

Oh...a man.

Ohhhh...pleasures.

The end.



TMH
by Bron

Ayla: I love Jondalar and we're going home. (I wonder why Ranec looks at me like that?)

Jon: I love Aya and we're going home. (I know why Ranec looks at her like that!)

Ranec: I love you Ayla, come to my furs!

Jon: *#*#*#!!!

Ayla: ???

Jon: I love Ayla, but maybe she doesn't love me?

Ayla: I love Jondalar, but maybe he doesn't love me?

Ranec: I love you Ayla, let's make a hearth.

Ayla: Jondalar doesn't love me (sob!), I'll make a hearth with Ranec.

Jon: Ayla doesn't love me (sob!), I'm going home.

Jon: I love Ayla (sob!), but I'm still going home!

Jon: I still love Ayla (sob!), but this time I'm definitely going home!!

Ayla: Wait a minute - what was I thinking? I don't love Ranec (sob!) - I still love Jondalar!!

Ranec: I love you, Ayla (sob!)

Ayla and Jon: We love each other and we're going home!!! (everyone sobs)

The End



TMH:
by ec

Ayla...I am Ayla of some people now.

Hmmmm...Jon doesn't seem very happy. Wonder why?

Jon...I'm not very happy.

Ayla...I'm not happy.

The rest of the camp...Jon and Ayla don't seem very happy.

Ranec...I'm happy!

Jon and Ayla...Now we're happy.

Ranec...I'm sad.

The end.



POP - otherwise known as Follow that River!
by Bron

They travel.

They see lots of plants and animals.

They meet some very nice people.

They travel some more.

They see more plants and animals.

They meet some not very nice people.

They travel even further.

They see lots more plants and animals.

They meet some more nice people.

"Jondalar is home!"

And so am I, Ayla thought.

The End



POP:
by ec

Ayla...Are we there yet?

Jon...No.

Ayla...Are we there yet?

Jon...No

Ayla...When will we be there?

Jon...It's a long way.

Lot's of scenery....

Jon...I hate that stupid wolf.

Jon...I love that wolf.

Ayla...Are we there yet?

Jon...No.

Jon...We are here now.

Ayla...I'm not sure if I want to be.

The end.


POP
by Theboyzmom

Jon and Ayla leave.
They travel.
They share pleasures.
Repeat.
Jon and Ayla fight, then make up and share pleasures.
Repeat.
Jon and Ayla meet everyone that Jon and Thon met the FIRST time.
Repeat
They meet Attaroa and the S'Armunai
Attaroa: I'm big and mean and torture people.
Wolf: I'm smaller and meaner and I will proveit.
Wolf does.
Jon and Ayla: Your leader is dead, your camp is lost and confused.. Time for us to go. Bye bye!
Ayla: Are we there yet?
Jon: Let's share pleasures
Repeat 3 times
Jon: We're home now
Ayla: Good because Whinney and me are pregnant
Jon is stunned
The End



POP seems to be the book of choice to make fun of.
by melinda


Whinney: I wonder why I have to carry so much stuff, look at all the great grass. Why can't we stop?

Racer: I wonder why we just can't stop.

Whinney: Oh look there they go again, pleasures, pleasures, pleasures.

Wolf: I hate water, why do we always have to go into the water?

Racer: More pleasures? At least we get to stop and eat.

Whinney: More people.

Wolf: More people. ...

Wolf: More pleasures!! Don't they get enough?

Whinney: Why do they think I want to carry all this stuff? This time they didn't even unpack it to share more pleasures.

Racer & Whinney: This ice is cold, didn't they even consider us and what we wanted before we set out on this trip?

Wolf: ENOUGH WITH THE PLEASURES.

Whinney: More people, here we go again.



Book #5:
by ec

Jon...We are home now.

Ayla...We are at Jon's home now. Will they accept me? Will they shun me because of my animal friends? Will they shun me because of my ties to the Clan? Will they shun me because I have a mixed spirit child? Will they shun me because I talk funny? Will I have a boy or a girl? Maybe I will have twins? What will Whinney have? What will become of Wolf? Will I ever see Durc again?

Jon...will they shun Ayla because of all of the above? (fret, worry, frown)

Note from ec:

My apologies, but this is about as far as I can go, since I have no book #5 to work from.

The end.