Fun with a Thesaurus

by various authors


A short story:

by The Playwright


Ayla and Jondalar were walking in the woods near the cave. It was a beautiful day. Birds were singing, insects chirping, the wind whistling in the trees. Overhead, the sky was a deep blue, but far off in the distance, storm clouds were approaching. Jondalar noticed the clouds were coming very fast, and told Ayla, "We should head back." As the storm rolled ever closer, Ayla looked up at the sky. Suddenly, between the flashes of lightening, she saw something. "Jondalar!" she cried, "what is that?" It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's . . . BROUD! The most evil villain they had encountered, Broud made Attaroa look about as mean as Mr. Rogers. Broud flew down towards then, his fur cape flapping wildly behind him, and came to a stop on the ground. "So, we meet again Ayla! For the last time," he said, ominously, "I have come to kill you, you and that fool of a man you call your mate?" Complex sentences confused Jondalar, who could only respond to this dire threat with a, "Huh?" Ayla took charge of the situation; "You'll never kill me Broud!" she yelled and called for Baby. Despite the fact he was thousands of miles away, Baby heard and recognized that voice. He came charging across the continent, at record speed, and was there in less than a minute. "Baby, attack!" Broud panicked. How could he fight off the biggest cave lion in the entire world? As the lion charged him, he had one idea. He held up his hand and said, "Stop!" Baby recognized the signal and rolled over so Broud could scratch his stomach. Ayla didn't know what to make off this, so she whistled for the horses and Wolf. Only it was an unnecessary move; when Broud's hand got close to Baby's nose, he remembered the scent. Baby got up in indignation. He had killed this man in several other stories! How could he possibly still be alive? He backed up so he could charge. Broud signed, 'Stop!" Baby stood up on his hind legs and signaled back, "Not this time Broud! It's your turn to stop!" Broud was so surprised he barely felt the lion rip his head off. At that moment, Wolf and the horses entered the scene. Because of their natural brilliance and psychic abilities, they knew Broud and hated him. Not wanted to let Baby have all the glory of this kill, they joined him. Wolf was contented to play with Broud's detached head, while the horses stomped on his chest and legs and Baby chewed on his arms. Eventually, they stopped, after determining he was really and truly dead this time. As the animals wandered off, Jondalar wrapped his arm around Ayla and thought, "I don't know what I'd do if I ever lost her!" The storm was clearing, and Ayla smiled seductively at Jondalar. He decided he had had enough action for the day, and smiled back. Ayla said, "Well, since nobody else is around . . ." Jondalar took the hint, and they had sex.
THE END

Wasn't that nice? Did you know in Microsoft Word if you scan certain words and click Shift-F7, you get the thesaurus? Now if you do that for almost every word you can in the document, it changes things slightly. So wouldn't it be a better story if it read like:

Ayla and Jondalar were marching in the stand of timber near the subterranean passage. It was an awe-inspiring day. Birds were chanting, insects chirping, the wind whistling in the trees. Overhead, the vault of heaven was a deep cobalt, but far off in the distance, squall clouds were advancing. Jondalar perceived the clouds were coming at breakneck speed, and enlightened Ayla, "We should head back." As the storm rolled ever closer, Ayla peeped up at the sky. All at once, between the flashes of lightening, she saw an item. "Jondalar!" she roared, "what is that?" It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's . . . BROUD! The most unfavorable rapscallion they had unearthed, Broud made Attaroa look about as treacherous as Mr. Rogers. Broud flew down towards them, his body hair poncho fluttering wildly behind him, and he came to a standstill on the loam. "So, we confront each other anew Ayla! For the closing time," he uttered, dangerously, "I have come to electrocute you, you and that dunderhead of a yeoman you claim as your co-worker?" Perplexing sentences befuddled Jondalar, who could only retort to this dreadful warning with a, "Huh?" Ayla took control of the plight; "You'll never assassinate me Broud!" she hooted and called for Baby. Despite the fact he was thousands of miles away, Baby made out the words and distinguished that voice. He came charging across the major earth division, at record speed, and was there in less than a minute. "Baby, siege!" Broud panicked. How could he battle with the most tremendous cave lion in the entire terrestrial sphere? As the lion charged him, he had a unique inspiration. He held up his paw and voiced, "Surrender!" Baby was familiar with the wigwag and rolled over so Broud could claw his beer belly. Ayla didn't know what to make off this, so she warbled for the livestock and Wolf. Only it was an superfluous action; when Broud's palm got a stone's throw away from Baby's snout, he reminisced the aroma. Baby got up in exasperation. He had butchered this buck in many additional legends! How could he possibly still be functioning? He backed up so he could charge. Broud gestured, 'Halt!" Baby stood up on his hindmost members and waved back, "Not this time Broud! It's your turn to stop!" Broud was so overwhelmed he scarcely felt the lion slit his head off. At that instant, Wolf and the geldings rushed into the spectacle. Because of their involuntary preeminence and extrasensory aptitudes, they knew Broud and uninvited him. Not wanting to let Baby have all the triumph of this slaughter, they united with him. Wolf was satisfied to play with Broud's disjoined head, while the horses stomped on his heart and lower appendages and Baby munched on his arms. Eventually, they discontinued, after deciding he was really and truly extinct this time. As the beasts wandered off, Jondalar wrapped his flipper around Ayla and thought, "I don't know what I'd do if I ever lost her!" The tempest was clearing, and Ayla beamed temptingly at Jondalar. He resolved he had had enough combat for the day, and smirked back. Ayla mouthed, "Well, since nobody else is around . . ." Jondalar got the implication, and they had intimate relations.
THE END
Note: I really do apoligize for the bad grammar. MicrosoftWord can't do grammar very well.

Jondalar's Woman's Requirements:

by Rosalind

"...I want a dame like she is at inaugural wake -I think I descend in ardor with every gentlewoman then, at least for that bedtime. But I want a female, not a junior miss. I want her no kidding, zealous and predisposed without any pretension, but I don't want to have to be so frugal with her. I want her to have esprit, to know her own gray matter. I want her green and patriarchal, simple-minded and intelligent, all at the same tempo.”

Jon's speech to Ayla:

by Rosalind

"...Ayla, I looked for you all of my existence and didn't know I was looking. You are the whole shebang I ever wanted, the works I ever dreamed of in a fem, and more. You are a interesting cryptogram, a oxymoron. You are totally aboveboard, unoccupied; you fur zilch: yet you are the most arcane lady I've ever met.
"You are brawny, standing on one's own two feet, entirely endowed to take care of yourself and of me: yet you would hunker at my feet - if I'd let you- with no abashment, no ill will, as easily as I would hallow Donii. You are heroic, gallant;, you saved my being, mothered me back to lack of ailments, hunted for my chow, provided for my creature comforts. You don't need me. Yet you occasion me want to insulate you, police over you, make sure no ravage comes to you.

more of the story

by The Playwright


Ayla sat down on the mold and gaped at Zolena, who sat challenging her. Zolena began, "Do you know to what purpose I have requested the presence of you here, Ayla?"

Ayla wasn't exclusively positive, but she purchased an abstraction as to how come. "You obtained a further hallucination by means of Doni, didn't you?"

"Aye. You are intensely ingenious, Ayla. Keen, well endowed, resourceful, an exemplary fixer, you even procured the interminable ardor of good-looking Jondalar. Doni came to me in a nightmare, Ayla. She covets me to get you to join the order of the Zelandonia. I guarantee you, Doni herself conceives you would be one of the superlative." She indicated around the vastness as she uttered, "When I depart, you would supplant me. All this could be yours."

Ayla glimpsed around the Lilliputian space, thoughtful of the sketches of organisms on the underground chamber confines, the models of Doni, the cribs of balms, diversified mechanisms and other objects, the waterbed heaped tall with colored animal skins: crimson, saffron, Prussian, purplish red, ebony, even unadulterated ivory. Ayla took a deep inhalation and then voiced, "Zolena, as I have informed you heretofore, I do not fancy to become a Zelandoni. I am joyful as a little woman and matriarch, and innumerable people draw near to me for renovation so my forte is not squandered."

Zolena sighed. "Are you certain Ayla?"

"Yes, I'm indisputable."

"The resolve can be yours and yours uniquely. But meditate about it, Ayla. Consider it with Jondalar. You might transform your judgement." She grasped for an urn near the pyre. "Would you like some tea?"

"I certainly would." Ayla downed the matter instantaneously, but acknowledged the tang too late. "Doni damn it!" was the concluding thing she murmured before she skidded into the mystic abstraction. Zolena had slipped her tea made from the extraordinary Clan rootlets, one more time!

Ayla felt like she was blowing in the wind through the ozone. She witnessed the terra firma: flourishing plains, unlit and atrocious high country, the frigid glacier. She beheld the watery waste: teal and whisking with whitecaps. She wandered faraway, into a coal black vacuum, before she reached a destination in a gaunt location. There, she observed a duo, one farther away in the distance, the other right in front of her. It was a velvety rhino, but, in a whirlpool of brilliance, it morphed into . . . Broud! Ayla stuttered, "What are you doing here?"

"I have passed away many times, Ayla. This is a spot of hobgoblins," was his retort. He beckoned to the backwoods torso to come closer. "I have come to recount news of a human being you worry ardently about: your descendant."

"Which child?"

"Durc, you lofty matron! Durc! Did you virtuously anticipate I was pertaining to Brunolon or Crebular?"

"What tidings of Durc?"

"He has grown up so lanky, just like you. Brilliant beyond reason. He is joined in marriage to Ura now, and they have innumerable offspring. He will become a clergyman, Ayla, one of the premium the Clan has ever recognized."

The shape had arrived at Broud's side. It was Durc. Ayla was so egotistical. "Broud, I . . . this gentlewoman is intensely gladdened that you told of these things. This dame is privileged that her scion has grown up so robust."

"Oh, I have not educated you of the prime cut, Ayla."

"What's that?"

"Like old man, like offspring! He's just like me! A chivalrous hero, dauntless, vain, the whole shebang!"

Durc abruptly spoke, "Lady, get us some liquid!"

Ayla twitched, "Excuse me?"

"Bodacious prostitute!" Durc was pointing ferociously, his face sooty with passion; "You'll compensate for this sinister conduct!" He clobbered his knuckles against her face, and then Ayla woke up from the ecstasy.

Zolena was waiting for her. "Did the specters tell you to become Zelandoni? I expected they would." She perceived Ayla was seriously enraged. "From time to time demons merge the facts with corrupt circumstances you don't want to watch transpire. What did you behold? I would be beyond blissful to clarify your illusions for you."

Ayla uttered zilch but selected a paw-full of grime from the loam and threw it in Zolena's face. "Don't ever present me with that tea anew!" she howled and then departed.

An excerpt from "The Watcher":

by Rosalind



“Awed silence, Sela. Where are your urbanity?”

“I can’t forbear it! Did you see him streaming around like a discarded material manikin?” She gasped as another fit of snigger overtook her.

Malia tried to umbrella her smirk as she registered seeing the yeoman/spirit carried away by the sirocco. “He can’t support it, he doesn’t know how to govern his veeja yet. Commemorate when we had to catch on how to motility again?”

Sela sobered slightly as she expelled how inchoate she was when her substance had headmost rent asunder from her physique. Her old lady and she had been inserted subterranean in the nature, and they hadn’t known how to get out. “I suppose we should remedy him,” she acclaimed grudgingly, “but he’s so engaging!”

“Come, descendant,” Malia motioned as she readily glided toward the wildly bobbing fellow. The combo rode the bluster top with versed ease and circled around Thonolan.

Thonolan was vexing to get a peep at the women that were inclosing him, but the mistrial well mixed him in this area at will. The filly continued to titter at him, fabricating him sense like an green minority meeting his Donii matron for the headmost time. “Who are yooooooo?” he yelled as the draught swept him hanging away from the females.

“I’m Malia, and this is my successor, Sela. Don’t affray against it, use the currents to your gratification, like this.” Malia sent abroad herself barely and circled him.

Thonolan ominously tried to lookout what she was doing, and migrated himself. He felt himself mutation oral instruction, and sighed in assuagement. Then the draught pushed him bottomward, “I’m gonna wither!” He was in a nosedive headed continuous toward the loam.

“Use your shoulders, too!” Sela denominated out, “and don’t solicitude, you’re already defunct.” She giggled again and followed him.

He certified; he really did put forth effort to stop sinking. The creation came up so expeditious and he flailed his implement of war as he turtledove precipitously toward a paving stone rampart. He braced his arms in exterior of him and jam-packed his eyes out of service. After a few moments, he felt himself unscathed and unrestricted his eyes. Absence of light! No, not just jet black, there were legion shades of colors, even some gala sediment. He relocated his front around, and the outlook changed little. “I’m fundamental in reef! How am I going to get means of escape of this? I don’t know which way is augment!”

Sela was guffawing so hard, she was equated up on the ground. “My…side…hurts!” She managed to get out. “His…feet!”

Her ma couldn’t keep her jocundity in this date. “They’re cleaving…out! Flailing!” The yeoman had used the gust to nosedive right into three-dimensional boulder. Once he started to make an entrance, the wind stopped its impetus and split him there, top of thighs while seated and feet clinging out, and evident in all admonition to bonanza solid ground.

Thonolan was sensibility wretched and waved encompassing his arms and legs to try to propulsion his way means of escape. He noticed that his legs and feet felt less holding back than the rest of his corpus, and destined to try for that route. He pushed severely at the dike in front of him, wanting to acquire more like he was swimming in a Rock of Gibraltar. His thighs were nearly unfettered when he felt personage tugging on his legs.

Both women were in teardrops from their twitter by the cycle they pulled the buck out. He was too revived to cognizance and was beholden to see the phenomenal, comely luminary. “I didn’t conceive I was bound to get extrinsic of that one, I notion I was unfortunate for sure!”

“That’s unequivocally why you terminated up that custom. You’re still pragmatic you have a physique!” Malia sat under with the short-winded guy and motioned her offspring closer. “Leading of all, you can’t afflict, you can’t be sentenced, that would have happened already, and you can’t buy the farm. You have all the lastingness in sempiternity to do what you fancy. You may be left in the lurch in rock for years but it doesn’t dwindle any of the era you endure. It may not be cushy,” she broke off as she on tiptoe a chuckle, “but you’d get means of escape inevitably.”

“We can still feel sensitivity. All of them seemed to be amplified, but your endowment to subordination them is that much incomparable,” Sela added. “I don’t ponder that I’ve close in to rate highly all of the revision that has happened to me yet, either,” she put in for conscientious example. It wouldn’t be satisfactory to have a fellow veejia upset at her.

Thonolan grinned ruefully, “I postulate I did look nonsensical, and I was timorous I was going to check out.” He paused and premeditated the women. He felt his scantiness of deportment and held his hands palm up to them. “I am Thonolan of the Shamudoi, intrinsic of the Zelondoni.”

This is taken from ch. 33 of PoP. Enjoy!

by GoldenFeather

Jondalar assembled his rods and cones incapable of perceiving the coercive ultimate twinkle of Ayla’s term. His own duration would possess no target as soon as she withdrew. Consequently why was he abiding there petrified of the browbeating pointed projectiles irrespective that he objected inconsequentially whether he subsisted or lapsed? His hooves were knotted, nevertheless his walking appendages weren’t. He had the ability totter throughout there and perchance swat Attaroa elsewhere.

He ascertained a rumpus in the neighborhood of the gate of the Holding at the juncture he arbitrated to snub the aciculate projectiles and endeavor to abet Ayla. The vociferation from the Holding amused his pickets as he lurched forward out of the blue, propelled off their unused lances and traipsed for the sake of the duo of sexy babes quibbling on the substratum.

Unpremeditatedly an eclipse flit beyond the scanning population, ricocheted upon his leg, and vaulted at Attaroa. The momentum of the assault slogged the headwoman retrogressively as acute incisors transfixed throughout her blow pipe riving all about the rind The headwoman predicated herself atop her posterior on the basis, essaying to buck off a vehemence of messed up teeth and jacket. She administrated to make a drive into the elephantine, fleecy substance anterior to she toppling the dagger, except that it only elicited a cadaverous snap and a tenacious grip of the viselike jaws mashing together in a stranglehold that attenuated her atmosphere.

I didn't know some of these words existed!

It's not really done with a thesaurus, but I had fun anyways. Name the play and the speech.

by GoldenFeather



Is this a spear thrower, which I see before me,
Finger loops toward my hand? Come let me with launch thee.
I have cast thee not, yet I make the kill.
Art thou not, fatal weapon, sensible
To trajectory as to thrust? Or art thou but
A flint flake of the mind, a false invention,
Deriving from the labour oppressed brain?
I cast thee again, in balance as perfect
as this which now I heft.
Thou guideth me down wind from the herd I was hunting,
And such a tool I was to use.
My arm is made the fool o’er the other muscles,
Or else worth all the rest: I cast thee still;
And on thy spear and shaft, drippings of blood,
Which was not so before. There’s no such thing:
It is the bloodiness of the hunt which informs
Thus to mine arms. Now o’er the one half-field
Nature seems still, and Doni’s dreams abuse
The peaceful grazing; those who Serve celebrate
The Great Mother’s offerings; and tired hunting,
Alarmed by her sentinel, then Wolf,
Whose growl’s his watch, with thus his stealthy pace,
With Lumi’s ravishing strides, towards his design
Hear not our approach, which way they walk, for fear
Thy very creatures learn our whereabout,
and take the imminent strike from its intended time,
Which now suits with it. Whiles I threat, they graze:
Words to the heat of deeds to empty stomachs give.
I go, and it is done: the breeze invites me.

more story:

by The Playwright

Here's more:
Jondalar was reposing in rack prematurely one hypothermic sunrise. He burrowed down in the pelts and bandaged his fins around his exquisite comrade, Ayla, who was still taking a siesta. He ruminated about what he was going to do that day. He presupposed he would slave on one of his best-liked pastimes, and elected handicraft, crag knapping. Not anything made him appear more animated than engraving a sharp edged metal out of ornamented earth's crust. Zilch made him feel more appropriate than thrashing pea gravel together. Nothing made him feel craftier than conceiving mentally fashionable habiliments. As a whole, no motion was more useful, except for his additional ideal action: fornication. In an epoch where no man fathomed that copulation manufactured newborns, he did have to utilize childbearing restraint. He and his helpmate had an abundance of intimate relations, and consequently, myriad babes. He beamed with delight, thinking of all the offspring that were of his zealousness. "Crag and courtship, my adored possessions," he thought sleepily. Jondalar abruptly pondered if he should inform Ayla about his additional desired things, alcohol and opera, as they had been interconnected for roughly 10 years. He resolved not to, intellectualizing his conclusion, "Tomorrow is another day," before he dropped off.



One pluvial afternoon, Ayla was embroidering textiles at her abode in the grotto when unexpectedly a maid ran up to her. "Come swiftly, Ayla!" she mouthed, "Zarona is intensely diseased."

Ayla slapdashed to Zarona's fireplace, where the girl was drubbing with agony on the berth. Zelandoni was there, as well.
"Vacate Ayla!" she decreed. "This encompasses demons, and unless you are adequate to complete an exorcism, I imply you not return to this grate."

"Um, I anticipate she's having a incipient organism, not enduring tribulation by hobgoblins."

"Absolutely not, you're unfit. The pernicious specter has indoctrinated her flab; observe how puffed up it is?"

"It's bloated because of a zygote."

Zolena glowered. "I've never been much of a healer. Do you suppose it could really be a nursling?"

"I'm cocksure of it."

"I hypothesize you can put forth effort then. But merely until I'm back with condiments and hard liquor to do away with the spirits."

Ayla wrenched a hangnail vessel and drinking water satchel out of her windbreaker and in no time at all liquid was distilling o'er the inferno. She uprooted knapsacks of seasoning from her Otter membrane ointment purse and fashioned Zarona an instrumental potion. It was one of those "occult" harmonizing munchies, and the babe, a lass, was born instantaneously and with limited grief. Zarona was so intoxicated to have a successor after such a pure delivery that she uttered, "Ayla, I expect I'll classify her Zayla, after you and Zelandoni."

Ayla smiled maliciously and left the matriarch and juvenile to link. Zolena pursued Ayla back to her dwelling. "You were perfect, and I was crooked. How can I ever express gratitude?"

Ayla smirked. "It doesn't matter."

"Well, at least permit me to construct you a shot glass of tea."

"NEVER!" Ayla reminisced exceedingly accurately what had transpired the last time she let Zolena erect her a goblet of refreshment.

Jondalar and Ayla's ties, slightly modified:

by The Playwright



Jondalar, Virtuoso Paving stone Knapper of the Ninth Subterranean passage of the Zelandonii, posterity of Marthona, foregoing honcho of the Ninth Underground chamber, kinsman to Joharran, pilot of the Ninth Cave, inborn to the Residence of Dalanar, chieftain and prime mover of the Lanzadonii, comrade of the defunct Thonolan, spunky and doughty nomad, sibling to Folora, picturesque offspring of Marthona, and glorified of Donii.
Ayla of the King of the jungle Tent city of the Mamutoi, Elected by the Dugout Leo, Cherished by the Cavern Winnie the Pooh, and Descendant of the Mammoth Abode.

Short descriptions of the main characters from the front of COTCB:

by The Playwright


Ayla - Forlorn in a social milieu of aliens, she is alpine, flaxen, spare, and shrewder than the surplus. She must make use of her lucidity to succeed when she transgresses the Clan's most contraband forbiddance.

Brun - Chinless, bewhiskered, buckle limbed and hogshead chested, he is the dominator of the Clan and must choose the destination of the inassimilable junior miss.

Iza- Primary remedy dame of the Clan, Iza beholds the bizarre waspish filly and grasps she is anthropological and must be emancipated from abstinence from food.

Creb - The Clan's Mog-ur, or soothsayer, he is the most highly valued chaste chap of all the cliques. But his standing doesn't thwart him from questioning what Ayla fathoms.

Broud - The scion of Brun, he is beastly, disdainful, and embittered of the fascination paid to the abnormal lass. He swears to get retribution on her in the most carnally gratifying way he knows how to.

Durc - Birthed of a barbarous molestation, belonging to neither one nor the other, he is the hope of the Clan.


Back of COTCB (Before I give you a nice thesaurus edition of this text, I'm going to have to say that I don't think whoever wrote that read the same COTCB I read.) And now:
Here is a chiller of exalted comeliness and stamina. A heart-rending legend about community, alliances, and the limits of passion. Through Jean Auel's imposing storytelling, we are taken back to the fountainhead of society and swept up in the phenomenal cradle of humanity of a very distinctive martyr, Ayla. Her absorbing yarn is one we can all experience. A physical cataclysm has left immature Ayla unaccompanied, trekking, guarding herself in an exotic region. One day, she is located by the Clique of the Grotto Grizzly, beaux and gentlewomen far contrasted from her own clan. The rangy, fair-haired, sapphire eyed, Ayla is an esoteric interloper to the Extended family and right off the bat they challenge her and discarded her. But as she increases to discern them and memorize the customs of the Organization, she is gladly received. And as she ushers them in their grapple for endurance, the Clique comes to glorify Ayla. For in her hemoglobin marches the infinity of human culture.


Back of VOH, changed up a bit:
Here is a memorable pilgrimage into a sphere of frightening abstruseness, into a far away days of yore made manifestly unfeigned, a romance that transports us back to the bizarre, pristine orb we braved in The Clique Of The Grotto Grizzly - and to harmonious Ayla, the stalwart lady who enamors us with her murderous bravado and crusading cardiac organ. Rigorously forsaken by the old-fashioned Race that signed adoption papers for her as a youngster, Ayla presently cruises in a turf of agonistic cold and fear-inspiring swine. She is rummaging for the Others, a culture as towering, fair, and indigo eyed as she. But Ayla exposes a clandestine hollow, where a clutch of indefatigable meadow ponies strolls. Here, she is bequeathed with a singular friendship with quadrupeds, licensing her to master the oracle of pyre and undisciplined endurance - nevertheless, her craving for social fraternity and devotion sojourns quenchless. Then destiny delivers her an interloper, aristocratic Jondalar, and Ayla is torn within dread and expectancy - and lead to an arousal of carnality that would chisel the unfolding of homo sapiens.


Back of MH, slightly modified:
One more time, Jean M. Auel uncovers the portal to unveil an aeon of incredulity and horror at the dawn of civilization. With all the transcendent storytelling inventiveness and vivacious lack of adulteration she brought to The Clique of the Grotto Grizzly and it's continuance The Canyon of Cattle, Jean M. Auel keeps up the majestic momentous pilgrimage of the matron dubbed Ayla. At this time, with her faithful Jondalar, Ayla exuberantly sets forth into the acreage of the Mamutoi - the Mammoth Hunters, the Others she has been soliciting. While Ayla must acquire their outlandish protocol and lingo, it is due to her supernatural poaching and regenerating calling she is ratified into the Mammoth Abode. Here Ayla locates her inaugural lady playmates, and tormenting recollections of the Extended family she left behind. Here, likewise, is Ranec, the tawny, alluring champion chiseler of whalebone antlers to whom Ayla is irresistibly drawn - setting Jondalar ablaze with flaming anger. All through the wintry winter, Ayla is split among her two boyfriends. But before long will come the consequential seedtime mammoth steeplechase, when Ayla must elect her companion and her doom - to loiter in the Dwelling with Ranec, or to accompany Jondalar into a remote territory and unrevealed morrow.


And last but not least, the back of POP:
Jean M. Auel's mesmerizing Planet's Offspring sequence has matured into an erudite prodigy, worshiped by readers on every side of the biosphere. Presently, in a glittery thriller as energetically uncorrupted and pleasurable as those that came previously, Jean M. Auel takes us back to the incipient days of human culture . . . and to the bewitching woman of distinguished valor denominated Ayla. Alongside her chum, Jondalar, Ayla sets out on her most touch-and-go and chivalrous excursion - removed from the unrestricted residence of the Mammoth Hunters, and into the undiscovered. Their transhumance stretches across a good-looking but unfaithful major earth division, the windswept yards of Frost Epoch Continent, casting the uncensored twosome amid aliens. Some will become schoolmates, open-eyed by Ayla's ways of housebreaking turbulent equine animals and wolves. Others will become bloodthirsty archenemies, terrorized by what they cannot fathom. But always the ragamuffin Ayla and nomadic Jondalar will obey the decision and fantasy that spurs them on, deeper into the incomprehensible and sensational quintessence of an unepitomized biosphere. For they are driven to arrive at that sector on earth they may call their rightful place. Mutually, they clench the anticipation in their paws.

more story:

by The Playwright

If there was one entity Marthona cherished more than anything else in the terrestrial sphere, it was handicrafts. She frequently wasted her days jitterbugging around the subterranean passage, showing each person ways to make what they were toiling on comely. On one stormy day, she showed Marona how to fabricate millet and small pulpy fruit fritters with maple dextrose frosting and pecans as ornamentation. She attempted to get Jondalar to engrave articles into the scalpels he was working. "Don't you anticipate the cutters would be more aesthetic if they had blossoms forged in them?" she interrogated. Then she put forth effort to win over Ayla into mutating the procedure by which she arranged her antibiotics. "Tying lumps and such is a exemplary notion, but don't you suppose it would be more suitable if you sketched illustrations of the foliage on the receptacles?" Ayla shook her head, "I've adapted the snarls for ages; why convert now?" Afterward, she entrusted in Jondalar, "Your old lady is candy-coated and sportive, but she makes Martha Stewart appear uninventive."

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by The Playwright

It was a frigid day. Snowflakes were foreshadowing to descend. Permafrost adhered like tremendous bicuspids from the orifice of the grotto. As predictable, Broud was conducting himself half-wittedly. "All this crystallized water and precipitation is Ayla's responsibility!" He squealed to his Clique, "If her shadow wasn't still dangling around, winter would have been settled erstwhile!" "But Broud," discontinued Goov, "This is only the inauguration of winter. The intoxicating beverages have been made it known to me this winter will be more drawn out and hard hearted than customary." Broud was corybantic, "How dare you repudiate me! If you weren't the rector, I would have you doom banned. If I were the honcho, I would have never made you reverend in the maiden place! Oh tarrying, I am the bell cow." He put forth effort to secrete his asinine typo by arching the thoughtfulness to someone else. "I don't recollect you womankind have been performing hard enough. Now is the cycle to get this dugout chronological, and make it the prize subterranean passage in the undivided Clique!" "Broud, we are champions," was Goov's retort. "Well then, we have to be more than foremost. We will be the exquisite Clique, the omnipotent Nation, the ill will of all the other Organizations!" Broud vaulted onto a boulder so he was more elevated than the residue of the Group. "We will be the Race that everyone wants to move to, we will be the most fat-headed, the peerless, the primary, we will be the only undistorted Clique betwixt all the Cliques! And do you know why?" He initiated popping up and down, "As long as I am the pilot! I am the bellwether! I am the dominator! I am AUGGGGHHHHH!" The precious stone Broud was bouncing on was unctuous with frozen water and he was throw down. He docked adjoining to an inferno and his cape commenced kindling. Moreover, when he smacked the loam, his head whacked another paving stone and separated undefended. The rank fumes of sanguine fluid enchanted some unruly monsters, which ran into the cavern and hauled his incandescent cadaver out into the blizzard to feast on it. The Clique surveyed in loathing. When it was all over, Brun gyrated to the kinsmen and said, "Judiciously, I hypothesize I am the chieftain one more time." And the entire group was vivacious.

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