Alex -Now THAT'S a sight for sore eyes. I could stare at that picture ALL day long. Hell, maybe I'll join in sometime . . .
Rachel - Do we really wanna know why he's in there with boxers instead of a bathing suit?
Alex - Four comments: AJ, loose the shades; Kevin, nice haircut; Nick, lay off the eggnog, you're too young; and guys, lovin' the leather. Oh, and Nick? Get the rapping paper OFF your head.
Rachel - Nick - "Hehe! I am the Christmas monkey!"
Brian - "Get me out of here and into a church!"
Howie - ::Martha Stewart voice:: "Now, when making your all-natural-potpourri-scented-tratitional-Christmas ornaments, remember to space them properly."
AJ - ::evil cackle:: "I'm so glad I got that eggnog as a gift for Nick. Let the fun begin!"
Kevin - "I'm just gonna smile and pose for the camera."
Alex -- Ummm . . . what were you two planning on doing with those cuffs? WAIT! DON'T TELL ME!! I do NOT want to know. . . unless you ask me to join.
Rachel - AJ, are you REALLY happy about being handcuffed to Howie?
Alex - Okay, okay, this is one REALLY estranged picture. Magazine cut, I Presume
Rachel - They're cut out AND demonic. Quite a picture.
Alex - Daaaaaaamn . . . I could stare at THAT all day.
Rachel - Darn it, AJ, don't tease Alex like that! It's very difficult to clean drool off of a computer screen
Alex - Okay, this is a photo from my song, they're in open shirts, and Nick looks an incredible amount like a hobo from Philly. I love it!
Rachel - Very nice pic, all is good, except for the bandanas under the hats, even Angel can't pull that off with that hat (inside joke, haha).
Alex - I love him, oh, trust me, I do, but tell me something. Jewelry in the bath? I don't think so. And does his ear look like a tomato to anyone else?
Rachel - Once again, AJ! Stop teasing Alex! Do you realize how rabid she gets when you sit there in a tub with no clothes on!?!?!?
Alex - If he could just sit like that ALL day long . . .
Rachel - ::turns head in different directions, trying to contemplate the picture:: It's all lopsided and weird . . . suits AJ well. 
Alex - Now ya SEE what happens when AJ gets the remote? Everything gets screwed up, including genetic material. Tsk tsk . . . and why is Brian hiding? I'm not likin' that.
Rachel - ::sighs:: The good old days, when everyone was color-coordinated, the videos were cheesy, no one was married, and they were ALONE in the "boy band" world. 
Alex - Oh god . . . there is NO comment for this one.
Rachel - ::British accent:: Shag-adelic, baby, yeah!