Epinions/Blows Dog And Chippendale Dancers...
by BrendaMetcalf on Oct. 26, 2001

Pros: Don't really know any pros, please repeat the question...

Cons: What are cons, you mean ex-cons or con artists...

The Bottom Line: I am really having trouble understanding your questions, what is the bottom line?

Recommended: No

I’m guessing most of you whom are non-members at the Epinions/Blows Dog website clicked this review hoping to receive useful/useless information on a smutty filled book including pictures of those penis swinging dancers known as Chippendales. As smut goes I hope to not disappoint you, if you become a member here at the Epinions/Blows Dog website within the next twenty-four hours you will be promised these five incentives if you in turn work your @ss off and never leave your keyboard.

1. Full blown poster of Nirav Tolia (CEO here) french-kissing and blowing a Chippendale dancer while performing on stage.

2. Payscale is zero but if you can work really hard and don’t care if we make money off your efforts, then sign up now.

3. All writings become our personal property to do whatever we wish, wipe our butts on, sell to and claim we wrote them, or whatever. What’s yours is ours and if you don’t like, tough shit sign-up today and your poster will be in the mail.

4. Learn a little grammar and how to spell some words, if you fail to do this and screw up while submitting a review, well tough shit . While using HTML codes which we will supply info on how-to and you still screw that up well again alls we can say is tough shit .

5. Although most of you are smarter than your average bear ( the bear being me, Nirav) we offer a Content Partner Site which requires a lot of hard work and is the only way to make money at Epinions/Blows Dog. Oh I forgot, we did away with this lately and can no longer offer you any way to make a dime here. But I’m sure it will help to tell you that you might gain a little recognition here for you writings and if your name is MUZIC we will continue to pay you for submitting worthless pieces of garbage as we have done in the past.

Special Thanks

Would like to thank everyone here at Epinions/Blows Dog for taking the time to read and rate my reviews and didn’t write this to offend anyone except the almighty here at the recently changed Epinions/Blows Dog.com…As everyone else who was kind enough to voice their opinion in this write-off, I will gladly delete this review as soon as they give me my dumbass delete and edit button back…

Check out other smarter than the average bear participants:

Sordid-1 (what a hunk, small black dog is so lucky)
Cerdo (has nude photo of me now)
Imokliel (stole my sex toys, I need them back)
Suspecterrain (loves nature and would look great on stud calendar)
Dantesguide (he wants me, I want him)
Shadow_dream (loves all puppies)
Annexation (my pimp, my hero)
Thom413 (a good definition of a true christain)
Fragglemom (cool chick who gets to see all epinions studs naked)
Roxymarie (can use the word vagina and not blush)

Final Thought

In the Kitchen with the Chippendales: More Than 70 Romantic Recipes to Tempt, Tease & Tantalize is a book every woman should own or rush out to buy a copy today. As for its contents, I can’t discuss until I and everyone else here at Epinions/Blows Dog get our edit/delete buttons back and whatever else Nirav thinks we deserve. Then I can delete and rewrite this review and give it the attention it needs.

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For a time in October 2001, you could have read this review on http://www.epinions.com . It has been deleted from that site, but other writing by the author is still available there at http://www.epinions.com/user-brendametcalf .