-"The name is Nesmith! And if you're gonna scream it out here in the middle of the war, get it right! That's Nesmith! N-E-C-K-Y-O-R-J..."
-"Save the Texas Prairie Chicken."
-"I can't tell a lie. It was I who cut down this here cherry tree with this here hatchet. It was me, Crazy George."
-"Help, help, help. Robbery. Who is this masked man anyway? Help, help. Gun. Oh terror, terror, burglar. Burglar, help, help, help. Wallet mine. His now."
-"Oh, what is this 'formula'? I have the Doomsday bug here. That is it! The Doomsday bug! The bug itself!"
-"And so, unitl this crisis is over I will hunkerdown like a jackass in a hail storm dot dot dot."
-"Languish languish, tall cell, dim lit." (Princess Gwen)
-"You better cool it, man, this guy's denting our couch!"
-"We'll just put them charges in the fireplace and then...BOOM!!!!!!!"
-(to Madame Quagmeyer) "Hold on there, Quaggy-Poo, I've got a few things to say."
-"You know, psycho-jello!"
-(magician) "Now, I want you to free your mind of all thought...good, now, ah, how do you feel?" (Mike) "Um, oh, ah, thoughtless." (magician) "Good, look deeply, deeply into my eyes. Now, what do you see?" (Mike) "Cowardice, and, uh, dishonesty...and a general lack of scruples."
-"Behind every dark cloud there's usually rain."
-"What it really takes a talent to do is to dig something ugly."
-"Wow! What a great chick! Look at that body and those sideburns!"
-"Defending my honour, isn't that groovy? A bunch of long-haired weirdos and some vicious people!" (Princess Gwen)
-"Two million girls in love with him and he's gonna marry an old man."
-(Davy) "Hey man, will you remember us when you're rich and famous?" (Mike) "Aw, you know I will Danny." (Davy) "Davy!"
-"I save girls lives everyday. Jump up in the moring, do calisthetics, and save girls lives."
-"I am the regular lama and if I can help you, you can call me regular."
-"You're ugly. You're an ugly person! Ugly, ugly, ooh are you ugly!! Nobody likes you, least of all me. Nobody, no-BODY likes you. Take that!"
-"When it rains you get wet if you live in a parking lot."
-(man) "Take this Wizard Glick!" (Mike) "Oooh..Guhh...Who?" (man) "Wizard Glick." (Mike) "Man, I'm not Wizard Glick!" (man) "Oh, you're not?" (Mike) "No, I'm not Wizard Glick..."
-"Oh, I don't know. I thought I'd just sorta sit around the house and fail."
-"Make me a success."
-"Oh, hello there. Well, that wraps up another half hour hilarious situation comedy of the fantastic four, Davy, Peekle, Meeky, and Purkle, mi-ca-tic...*cough*...US. We'll be back next week with more riotous fun and laughter, hilarious bits of antics and humour..."
