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1)At rest stops,pay 50 cents to get your heart rate tested and say, "Boy, these machines are so fun!"
2)When your at resturants steal thier crackers and jelly packets for road snacks
3)Drink the beer out of the mini bars so you get really drunk and then call your crush back home.
4)Tell the waiters that their eggs taste like socks even if you didn't order any.
5)Ask the pool life guard to go out with you.
6)Sing really loud in hotel hallways in the middle of the night so people scream at you.
7)Steal hotel towels and give them to your friends as gifts.
8)Throw sand at your grandma at the beach
9)Eat donuts all during vacation and try to set records of over 20 in 5 days
10)Become one with your room service man by complaining to him every 10 minutes.
11)Get stung by a jellyfish and yell to everyone that there are monsters in the ocean.
12)Lie to everyone saying that your a really good surfer but you actully suck really bad.
13)Annoy everyone by asking them all the time if they put on their sunscreen!!
14)Take pictures of hott guys roaming the beach.
15)Call the front office of your hotel and sing Madonna's "Like a Virgin" into the reciever.
16)If you see a couple on a towel making out throw a frisbbe at them and say "sorry, sorry, and then when you go to pick it up fall on them"
17)Tape paper in the hotel draws that say,"Boy, your underware stinks"
18)Crash the golf carts on a 4 star course.
19)At muesems tell everyone you painted the mona lisa with your toes better than Leonardo da Vinci.
20)Talk to foriegn people by making up words that sound like thier language.
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