I have noticed from viewing the slambook for Jess' Passions Page, many professional Passions fans are out there - and are able to diagnose Theresa Lopez-Fitzgerald's eye-fluttering-scared-squirrel look that appears on her face quite regularly. To the untrained eye, this condition may appear to be quite serious. Alas, to many people's dismay, its just the portrayal of the character. Here are some of the professional Passions comments from some faithful viewers.
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Wet Wet Wet eye disease
Evie
'Psychosis a la Ethan'
Sky2Heaven82
psychosis
Heather
She was beaten in the eye with a nail when she was a baby...
Gin021
Pathological Total-Face Tic
Cariad
lyingitis
Wanda
ojos de vaca aka the Spanish term for cow eyes.
Danzer99
Ethanitus
A
Mad Cow disease
Kay
BIG-EYED-STARRYEYED-FOOL
loveyourpagejess
Powerpuff girl syndrome
lil-E
terrorsitas lie-a-lotus
Storm
Constipated Raccoon Squintitosis
Tiffany
fluttereyeitis
liljynx
That's just Theresa, pure slut/b*tch/idiot/screw-up.
Hotchkiss_sweetie
bat eye syndrome
Michael, Princesa
Love
Goth Princess
deer-in-the-headlights syndrome
Robin
itmustbefate-uhosis
Carafaele
A bad case of Edoofites.
Lizzie
bad acting
Amy
blinkosis
Gopher Girl
CLEAR-EYES-AHOLIC
Jami
Gwenatis
Jackrabbit
disease
Liz
twish
Denae
Along with her other symptomes of lip twitching and crying all the time I think it's just her very own little disease!
Jess
She keeps blinking b/c she can't believe how drunk Ethan got to pic her over Gwen!
Diane
gwen 'a phobia!
Scorpio
Pilar's secret affair with a chipmunk-itis
SherryLopezFitz
Accute Love bug
Mellie
Annoyingific Squirrelism
Passionsate Kay
Terret's (sp?) syndrome
Jennie
a twitch
Vanessa
Psychopathic liar and reality-challenged.
Lins
I'm-a-f*cken-ass-hole-with-no-life-but-to-steal-guys-and-be-a-slutty-b*tch-and-lie-to-the-man-i-love-and-shake-my-b*tchy-*ss-at-the-same-time-and-wear-slutty-butt-crack-outfits-Theresa
Hecky's Lil Angel
cry baby syndrome
Gin
I'manidiotwankerpleaselovemeosis
Marty
undertheinflunenceofcrackheroinelsdandjustplainf*ckedinthehead
Meghan
imawhorewithtoomuchmarcarawhocriesateverythingandstalksrichmenandthinksim - inwuvandliestoeveryoneohnotheynoticedimguiltyshootmenowitis
Fleur
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