A Happy, Fun Day!
(Co-written by Joe Sparco and that's Good Manners!)

 
On Planet Namek, a wish was made to ressurect all disabled people killed during the Majin Dende Saga.

Disabled Man: Thtop im thack!

*shoots him* ...

Disabled Man: ffffffuuuuucccckkkkk yyyyyyooouuuuu ::pushes dende:: PHFHPFHF

THAT'S GOOF!

Disabled Man: Thut Thup Thunk Thaggot

*smacks disabled man with number 16*

LIMP BIZKIT ::owwww his groin:: Phhhphphph!

Disabled Guru: D-d-d-dende S-s-sweep M-m-my P-p-poop Y-y-your S-s-such A-a-a G-g-good B-b-boy W-w-with M-m-mash P-p-potatoes

*shoots Guru with his mom*

Dende why must you shoot the disabled and oh yeah your mail order bride Ginka from Holland came in today!

Yay!

Ginka: Phruden Schickel!

Whatter?

Ginka: PRUDE HITCHEN!

Ishkabooble?

Ginka: Shcoopen Woopen!

AAAHH!!

Ginka: Turban Burban JoOOP!

I GO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR MUTHA!

Ginka: ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z DISABLED MANS IN THE HOUSE!

AAAH!!! You're really announcer not old german!

Disabled Man: Darrr im in daf houfe

I fight the disabled!

Me too! Lets kicky the disabled!

*kicks the disabled in the poop*

::kicks guru::

  *punches Guru in the mommy*

::throws limp bizkit at guru::

That's funner!

Yes it isser hey lets go bother brolli!

Yeah!

  Hmmmm maybe Full House is on tonight ::gets the clicker and screams YES! in excitement as he watches Full House start::

  *knocks on Brolli's door*

  Damn. ::answers door:: Hello?

Hi old man, I'm from uh...Saiyan boyscouts and we're...uhh....selling large amouts of Candy for our troop! Buy it or you're bitch!

  Vegeta Jr. DAMNIT is this another one of you and goku jrs jokes?

No sir we're being honest.

How do i know that?

Cuz...we have the candy right here!! *holds up some fireworks wrapped in tootsie roll packaging*

  Oh alright ill take 70

Finer. *givers him 70 firework candies and gets money, then walks away* Goku Jr! Light the fireworks now you mommy!

::Starts hearing cackling noises then goes boom as his house booms and he stands there stupidly and falls over::

Hahahaha that's funny! ...what nower?
 




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