Dysfunctional Namek Family

A look into the personal lives of the "happy" Namek People.







Err...where's my pie?

I ate it.

  Damnit Nail why why why ::shits in bucket of water:: Owww Dende sweep my poooopy

I can't old man! You pooped in my bucket!

Damnit your all fucked up!

*pushes Nail* Your mom!

DAMNIT IM TRYING TO WATCH SOUTH PARK!

YOU DON'T LIVE HERE, WOMAN! *tosses a pot at Piccolo*

MASH POTATOES!

  NO, GURU!! GURU, YOU'RE FAT!!!

Buh!

"BUH" YOURSELF!!!! *throws a fat texan at Guru*

Screw you guys im going hom..... ahh weak dude wrong show isnt it?

Uhhh....yeah, man. You're don't belong here!
 

PFFFFHFHHFHFHFH I THDO PFPFFFPFP

Who are you? C'mere so I can eat you!

nn-n-n-n-nn--nn-n-n-n-n-n-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-

Well...you are gay!

Yeeeeeeee haaaw!

AAAAAHHH!!!!!
Buuuuuurrrr I'm old!

FAT TEXAN, G'OUT!

Oh I git!! ::g'outs::

You all suck!

Damnit shutup now or I kill you with my therapy!

*tosses Dende at Piccolo*

Shhh quiet Guru is sleeping thank god!

God: Your welcome ::dies::

Wow...let's not wake him up.

Oh, absolutely!

Hey! G'out!

Hmmmm ::hides in toilet::

CELL!!!! G'OUT!!! *gets the plunger*

POOO!!!

NO! *reaches in the toilet*

Ahh!

*grabs Cell by his mommy*

Owww my hair!

*pulls Cell out* YOU'RE BITCHERY!

Bingo!

*beats the Kyle Shaver out of Cell*

*dies*

YAY! Broadway time!!! Lalalaalalalaaaa!!!

The Earth: OW! *explodes*

The End
 



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