Episode Three CRIMinal Intentions ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We're back in "The World" again-
Frederick: "After I had to log back in a second time!!! Thanks, Sora!!!
Stop interrupting me!! I'll tell Sora you are saying bad things about him...
Frederick: "No! I'm sorry. I'm sorry! Go on!
Right. Teheh. Today we are tracking a most lovely specimen of Long Arm. This species of-
Frederick: "Why are we still here? I don't like games..."
That's because you are always dying in them! Face it. You suck! And stop interrupting me!!! I have Sora's member address.... >>
Frederick: "Anything but that!!! Sorry!!"
As I was saying... This species of bishounen is characterized by a long sharp spear that they use for both offense and defense. I wonder if it's also used for mating displays... Let's find out... >>
Frederick: *looks tiredly at the camera* "When the people from the asylum come... Remember, I have nothing to do with this..." -_-
*kicks up some sand behind a huge fishbone*
Crim: *readies his spear* "Who's there?"
EEP!!!
Crim: "Show yourself!"
*comes running out crying and pointing to frederick*
He tried to PK me!!! Help!!!
Frederick: "Huh? What?! I didn't-"
Shh.... *whisper* play along so we can test his aggression and provocation levels..."
Frederick: *sigh* "at my expense..."
Crim: "Player killing... Must be a friend of Sora..."
Frederick: "I am not a friend of that blade weilding lunatic!!!"
Sora: "Did I hear someone call my name..."
Frederick: "Great..."
*sora PKs frederick again*
Yay! My hero! ^_^
Crim: "Sora? A hero?" *hysterical laughter*
Sora: *readies blades*
*looks into the camera* A special treat today. Rival males fighting over a female! ^_^
Crim: "Umm...."
So Crim, this may be off topic but if you can take your jacket off... There's gotta be a nude code in this game somewhere... >>
Crim: *nervous look* "Heh... Well..."
It's ok... i'll figure it out on my own. Teehee! That's half the fun! ^_^
*frederick logs back in* Grr....
Oh you came back just in time! I'm going to further provoke a marvelous male rivalry display!
Crim: "You provoked this? That isn't right you know..."
Sora: "I thought it was fun!" ^_^ o/
Crim: "You would... -_-
Heheh... So Crim... Doncha think Sora has a lovely smile? ^_^
Crim: "Well I... Umm..." >>
Heehee! ^_^
Frederick: "Umm... Weren't we doing a show! A nature show!"
Oh yeah! I forgot!
Frederick: "Dear god help me here...." -_-;;
Crim is obvious a very strong and virile specimen..."
Crim: "Yeah well..." *blush*
Not that gorgeous chest... So well defined... Sephiroth's chest is also partially exposed... So hot... *zones out and drools*
Frederick: "Uhh... *looks into camera* That's all for today. Heheh... She's overworked. Yeah... That's it..." >>
Crim: "What was that all about?"
Sora: *shrugs* "Beats me..."
Crim: "Wanna go get a a Recovery Drink? I'll buy"
Sora: "Yeah! Ok!" ^_^
So concludes episode three
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