Episode Three
CRIMinal Intentions
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Back

We're back in "The World" again-

Frederick: "After I had to log back in a second time!!! Thanks, Sora!!!

Stop interrupting me!! I'll tell Sora you are saying bad things about him...

Frederick: "No! I'm sorry. I'm sorry! Go on!

Right. Teheh. Today we are tracking a most lovely specimen of Long Arm. This species of-

Frederick: "Why are we still here? I don't like games..."

That's because you are always dying in them! Face it. You suck! And stop interrupting me!!! I have Sora's member address.... >>

Frederick: "Anything but that!!! Sorry!!"

As I was saying... This species of bishounen is characterized by a long sharp spear that they use for both offense and defense. I wonder if it's also used for mating displays... Let's find out... >>

Frederick: *looks tiredly at the camera* "When the people from the asylum come... Remember, I have nothing to do with this..." -_-

*kicks up some sand behind a huge fishbone*

Crim: *readies his spear* "Who's there?"

EEP!!!

Crim: "Show yourself!"

*comes running out crying and pointing to frederick*

He tried to PK me!!! Help!!!

Frederick: "Huh? What?! I didn't-"

Shh.... *whisper* play along so we can test his aggression and provocation levels..."

Frederick: *sigh* "at my expense..."

Crim: "Player killing... Must be a friend of Sora..."

Frederick: "I am not a friend of that blade weilding lunatic!!!"

Sora: "Did I hear someone call my name..."

Frederick: "Great..."

*sora PKs frederick again*

Yay! My hero! ^_^

Crim: "Sora? A hero?" *hysterical laughter*

Sora: *readies blades*

*looks into the camera* A special treat today. Rival males fighting over a female! ^_^

Crim: "Umm...."

So Crim, this may be off topic but if you can take your jacket off... There's gotta be a nude code in this game somewhere... >>

Crim: *nervous look* "Heh... Well..."

It's ok... i'll figure it out on my own. Teehee! That's half the fun! ^_^

*frederick logs back in* Grr....

Oh you came back just in time! I'm going to further provoke a marvelous male rivalry display!

Crim: "You provoked this? That isn't right you know..."

Sora: "I thought it was fun!" ^_^ o/

Crim: "You would... -_-

Heheh... So Crim... Doncha think Sora has a lovely smile? ^_^

Crim: "Well I... Umm..." >>

Heehee! ^_^

Frederick: "Umm... Weren't we doing a show! A nature show!"

Oh yeah! I forgot!

Frederick: "Dear god help me here...." -_-;;

Crim is obvious a very strong and virile specimen..."

Crim: "Yeah well..." *blush*

Not that gorgeous chest... So well defined... Sephiroth's chest is also partially exposed... So hot... *zones out and drools*

Frederick: "Uhh... *looks into camera* That's all for today. Heheh... She's overworked. Yeah... That's it..." >>
*mumbles the "I hate my job" chant again as he drags Adrastia off*

Crim: "What was that all about?"

Sora: *shrugs* "Beats me..."

Crim: "Wanna go get a a Recovery Drink? I'll buy"

Sora: "Yeah! Ok!" ^_^

So concludes episode three