Episode Five
The Dark Adonis ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We're here in the Netherworld. Where I am the queen and you are all my sl-"
Frederick: "No, no... This is another Netherworld! Remember! You don't rule them all!"
Yet.... >>
Frederick: *sigh*
Anyway... As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted...
Frederick: "I was just pointing out the obvious..."
SILENCE!!!!!! Ahem... Anyway, As I was saying, we're here in the Netherworld tracking down one of the most enticing bishounen ever documented in my exclusive files.
Frederick: "And by "exclusive" she means the tons of droolworthy art on her hardrive..."
It's research material!!!!
Frederick: muttermutteryeah right...muttermutter
I'll ignore that muttering... For now. Anyway, He is named Vyers but he also is called-
*suddenly...*
Vyers: "They call moi the Dark Adonis!"
Frederick: "Great..."
Vyers: "But of course!"
Frederick: "Kill me..."
With pleasure...
Frederick: " Kidding!!!"
Ahem! *drools at Vyers* So sexy....
Vyers: "I know!" ^_^
Frederick: *sweatdrop*
So, Vyers...
Frederick: "I thought he was referred to as Mid-Boss these days..." >>
Vyers: "Umm... That's only when the Overlord, Laharl is around! Mid-boss sounds so drab and ugly. It's better suited for the likes of well... Ugly unimportant characters."
Frederick: "Unlike you..." -_-;
Vyers: "My my... So good at sarcasm! I... Almost like that... Anyway, as you were saying my lovely madamoiselle."
Oh my... *blush* i'm just so honored to meet you. Whoud you sign my copy of DQ magazine? Autograph your centerfold!" ^_^
Vyers: "But of course!" *gets out a pen and signs, "To my lovely madamoiselle, Adrastia. You'rs truly, The Dark Adonis"*
*squeal of delight* ^_^
Frederick: "DQ? Dairy Queen magazine?"
Vyers: "Ahem! That's Demon's Quarterly! The most prominant magazine in all of the Netherworld! And I've been the centerfold in every issue for the last 300 years you stumble tongued buffoon!"
Frederick: "Grrr..."
Vyers: "What is the purpose of that unmannered hooligan anyway?"
Umm... *scractches head* You know... I kinda forgot... Oh well. May I examine you for the camera?"
Vyers: "There's a camera?! I was so consumed by your unparalled beauty that I didn't even notice..."
Well there is! ^_^
Vyers: "I'm on TV?" *poses in fifty different ways for the camera*
Frederick: "I sure am glad the Ginyu Force isn't Bishounen Hunting material..." -_-;;
Look at his body. It's so lovely! ^_^
*takes out a tag* I need to tag you...
Vyers: "I love playing tag! It's so romantic!"
Frederick: "What an idiot..."
*tags Vyers' ear* Tag! You're it!
Vyers: "Ow! You play rough, madamoiselle! Haha!" *chases*
Yay! *runs*
*suddenly Flonne appears*
Frederick: "Hey... Buy you a Mandrake smoothie?"
Flonne: "Oh wow... You're so nice! I love nice people. Everyone just needs a little love you know. Love love love love love love blah blah blah blah blah...." <3
Frederick: "I must have been really bad in a past life. That's the only explaination..." -_-
So concludes episode five
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