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*looks into camera smiling*
Were's back! And we're in Tokyo! After a looong hiatus-

Frederick: "The network got sued-"

Shhh! Did not!

Frederick: "But-"

*hits frederick with a paper fan*

Frederick: "Ow! Hey! Where'd you get that!?"

From that shop over there! For some reason, they were all 99% off! ^^ *points to a paper fan shop with a weird black glow eminating from it*

Frederick: "Umm... Why's that shop glowing?"

Oh that? I think it's umm... Enchanted or something! That means our bishie is near by! *squeal*

Frederick: "Oh joy..." -_-

Joy indeed!

Frederick: -_-

Today's bishounen is a very interesting specimen. For today we are hunting the rare and elusive Jadeite! Known for being introverted and antisocial this blonde haired bishounen is prone to anger at the slightest provocation. He lives to serve his queen and strives to do his best even if he isn't the strongest or the smartest. Infact, he is kinda dimwitted-

Frederick: "Watch what you say! He might hear you!"

I know! ^^

Frederick: "Please don't provoke the subject. Because-"

SORA!!!!

Frederick: "OMG! Where?! *cowers in fear*

Haha! Just kidding! XD

Frederick: "Don't EVER kid about that! Anyway, let's move on. We don't have all day."

Ok ok... Spoilsport... *takes out her bishiedar*

Frederick: "What's that?"

Oh this? It's the latest in bishounen hunting technology! The Bishiedar! It can detect any bishie anywhere! Just set it to Jadeite. And.... *bishiedar starts going off* Let's follow the signal!

Frederick: *grumble grumble*

*the signal leads them to the rooftop of a convenience store*

Wow! That was a tough climb!

Frederick: "Well it would have been easier to leabe the stupid camera down there!" *puts camera down*

Well then if we had left it there than we wouldn't have a show!

Frederick: "I'm beginning to think that would be for the better..." -_-

*hears a munching sound and grabs Frederick, whispering* Quick! Behind this crate! *looks into camera* Our subject today is acting rather odd and out of character. This could be interesting!

Frederick: "Or deadly..." -_-

*ignores him* He seems to be umm.... Taking a break? He's standing there... *points to Jadeite standing on the edge of the roof eating a bag of potato chips*
Let's get an up close and personal look shall we? Frederick, man the camera!

Frederick : "Umm... Is it really wise to..."

C'mon! He's totally off guard! *runs off towards Jadeite*

JADEITE!

Jadeite: "Huh? *stares blankly for a moment* "Who are you? How do you know my name? Are you Sailor Moon?"

Frederick: "Her? Sailor Moon? Please...."

Hey! I could too be Sailor Moon!

Jadeite: "Hmm... On second though... I'd have to go with what the man with the camera says."

Hey! *is shocked and appaled*

Fredeick: "Face it... You ain't no Sailor Moon..."

Jadeite: *looks at Frederick holding the camera* "Why do you have a camera anyway?"

Oh this? Well we're doing a show!

Jadeite: "A show?"

Yup! It's a nature show! I hunt and tag bishounen! ^^

Jadeite: "Umm... That's... Interesting. But I'm on a break right now. So could you not bother me?"

You guys are allowed to take breaks?

Jadeite: "Umm... Actually no. If Queen Beryl finds out I'm doing this she'll kill me and replace me with another one of her many expendable minions. But draining the energy of stupid humans and getting beat up by 14 year old girls everyday can really get to you after awhile."

Aww you poor thing... Hey. Can I have a chip?

Jadeite: "No way! These are mine! The food in the Dark Kingdom is really bad. Not to mention hidiously overpriced.

Aww no wonder you are so skinny. And weak. And not very bright. And-

Jadeite: "Hey!"

Frederick: "Just great... He's provoked. I'm dead..."

He seems to be getting flustered. Get a closeup on his face, Frederick.

Jadeite: "Please! Leave me alone! I don't want to attract any attention to myself while I'm on my break! You are ruining my plans!"

Aww... We're sorry, Jadeite. So hey... How 'bout that Nephrite. Cute eh? You two umm... You know! Teehee!

Jadeite: "Grrr...."

Oh my goodness! You are turning brigh red! Here, why not cool yourself down with this fan. *hand the paper fan to Jadeite*

Jadeite: "Umm... Well thank you. I guess..." *fans himself* "Hey... I feel kinda... Weak... Where'd you get this fan anyway?"

*points to the paper fan store with the weird glow eminating from it*

Jadeite: "OMG! You idiot! I'm using these fans to draw energy! " *falls to the ground, dropping his bag of chips* "Soo.... Weak... Help me..."

*suddenly a black hole appears out of nowhere and a loud and very mad female voice booms out* Queen Beryl: "JADEITE! YOUR PLAN IS ONCE AGAIN A FAILURE! YOU MORON! YOU ARE SO DEAD! GET BACK HERE NOW SO I CAN KILL YOUR SORRY ASS!"

Jadeite: "No.... Please.... I'm o...k... *stumbles trying to get up*

Wow.... Looks like somebody's in trouble...

Jadeite: "It's... Your.... fault.... Ugh.... *is pulled through the black hole back to the Dark Kingdom. screams of pain can be heard as the blackhole closes up*

Aww... and I didn't even get to tag him... Oh well... Better luck next time! ^^

Frederick: "If the poor guy even gets a next time..." -_-

*suddenly, three magical girls in sailor suits appear*

Sailor Moon: "I am Sailor Moon! And in the name of the moon-"

Frederick: "Umm... He's gone..." *points to Adrastia.

I sorta accidentally defeated him with his own trickery. I didn't mean to. Queen Beryl was really mad. Poor Jadeite...

Sailor Mars: "So we came all this way for nothing?"

Sorry! ^^;;

Sailor Mercury: "Oh well... I have tons of homework anyway."

Well we better be on our way.

Frederick: "Before we get sued again..."

Sailor Moon: *spots the discarded bag of chips that Jadeite dropped* "Hey look! Chips! I love chips!"

Mars and Mercury: -_-;;

So concludes episode six