Episode Eight
Rune's Biggest Fan
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*looks into the camera with a big smile on her face*
OMG! We're here in Motavia today hunting one my my favorites bishies ever! Rune! ^_^

Frederick: "The poor guy..."

Rune is a magnificent example if bishieness. Currently residing on the arid planet of Motavia, out subject is capable of weilding amazing magical powers! Oh and he's hot too! ^^

Frederick: "What about me? Do you by any chance think I'm hot?"

*ignoring frederick* With his mane of sky blue hair, his tall impressive stature, his magical peowess, his-

Frederick: "OMG! Sandworm!"

Eep! Run! *trips* Ow I skinned my knee! *sniff*

*suddently out of nowhere a mysterious figure appears and casts nawat, sending the sandworm diving back into the sand and speeding away*

Frederick: "Huh? What happened?"

*looks around* Rune! You saved us!

Rune: "So you know my name? Guess word gets around fast about how great I am"!

Frederick: "*mumblemumbleegomaniacmumblemumble*"

Rune: "What was that?"

Frederick: "Umm... Nothing!"

So, Rune.... How did you know what to do to scare off the sandworm? <3

Rune: "Well, everybody knows that sandworms hate water. Haven't you ever read Dune? So casting nawat was just the right thing to do. It was nothing!" *gloats*

Well you're still my hero! <3

Frederick: "Oh for the love of-"

Ahem! Anyway, we're doing a nature show about bishounen! *points to camera with hearts in her eyes* And I picked you for this episode! I'm your number one fan! ^_^

Frederick:"Wasn't there a horror movie that started out like this?" -_-

*ignores* Anyway, I haven't introduced myself yet have I? I'm Adrastia. And the one with the camera is Frederick.

"Frederick? What a stupid name."

Frederick: "Hey!"

Rune: "Well I call 'em like I see 'em..."

Frederick: "Why you-"

Ahem! Anywaiz... I think you are so cute! I'm soooo haaaapy I could finally meet you! *looks into the camera* Isn't he gorgeous! You can just feel the magic power just radiating from his very being! C'mon, Rune! Give us another demonstration of your amazing skills! ^_^

Rune: "Well, if you insist!"

Frederick: -_-

*Rune casts flaeli*

Wow! Look at that fire.... Beautifill. So pretty! ^^

Rune: "Heh, so you like that?"

Frederick: "So is tha this mating display or what?"

Rune: "Boy are you lucky I'm not Zio..."

Zio: "Did somebody call my name? Throwing a party without inviting me, eh?"

OMG! It's Zio! The holy one! *has a fit*

Zio: "Now that's something I like to see! That's what you call loyaly!"

Frederick: *dumps a bottle of water on Adrastia* "Snap out of it!"

Huh? Sorry... I was just so overwheled by you presense!

Rune: "I'm still better!"

Zio: "Dream on!"

Rune: "Why you-"

Ooh! We are about to witness a dominance display! Frederick! Get a close up!"

Zio: "Bite you tongue now. You know you can't compete with me."

Rune: "You don't even begin to comepare to me you lousy excuse for a wizard! I'm way better than you could ever hope to be!!"

Zio: "That's not what Alys said last night..."

Ooh! Low blow! This is going to be so cool! <3

Frederick: "Maybe we better get out of here... This could get pretty dangerous after all..."

I'm a nature show host! Danger is practicaly my middle name! Just man the camera and record history in the making! ^_^

Rune: "You bastard!" *casts nafoi*

Zio: *summons nightmare* "Haha! You can't hurt me now!"

Rune: "Oh yeah, hot shot? Watch this!" *uses the psycho wand*

Zio: "No fair!" *casts corrosion*

*five minutes later*

Zio: "Ohhh....."

Rune: "Ugh.... See? Who's... bet...ter now? Huh?"

Zio: "Nice... try... I ain't giving up... yet..." *tries to cast corrosion again, but nothing happens*

Rune: "Wuss... I'll... show you..." *tries to cast flaeli but it fizzles out*

Aww! Isn't it cute? They're all out of TP and skills! Why don't you two kiss and make up? Hmm... We'll get it on camera of course..." >>

Frederick: "Have you no shame?"

Let's get a closer look shall we? Note how they nearly fight to the death! Is it over territory? Or is it over me? ^^

Frederick: "Don't flatter yourself...." -_-

*walks over to them* Poor Rune... Poor Zio... *tags them both*

Rune: "Ow! Hey!"

"Ugh... Why'd you do that?"

So I can track you two! Now be good little wizrds and make out... Err I mean make up! >>

Zio: "Never! I'll never... Be... Friends with him!" *cough*

Rune: "And.. I'll never be friends... with him!" * wheeze*

Aww! Isn't that cute? Aren't they adorable when they are playing hard to get? ^_^

Frederick: "I can't believe this.... No, strike that. This is Adrastia. So with her I can believe it..." -_-

Well, let's leave these two little cuties alone for now! *tosses a few trimates before she leaves*

*later*

*struggling to reach a trimate* "She's.... crazy..."

Rune: "I... know. Finally something we can.... agree on..." *grabs the same trimate*

Zio: "Hey!... *cough cough* "That's my trimate. Get... your... own!" *wheeze*

Rune: "Like... hell I will!" *cough cough*

Zio: "Why you-"

*another fight erupts*

So concludes episode eight