Episode Eight Rune's Biggest Fan ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*looks into the camera with a big smile on her face*
Frederick: "The poor guy..."
Rune is a magnificent example if bishieness. Currently residing on the arid planet of Motavia, out subject is capable of weilding amazing magical powers! Oh and he's hot too! ^^
Frederick: "What about me? Do you by any chance think I'm hot?"
*ignoring frederick* With his mane of sky blue hair, his tall impressive stature, his magical peowess, his-
Frederick: "OMG! Sandworm!"
Eep! Run! *trips* Ow I skinned my knee! *sniff*
*suddently out of nowhere a mysterious figure appears and casts nawat, sending the sandworm diving back into the sand and speeding away*
Frederick: "Huh? What happened?"
*looks around* Rune! You saved us!
Rune: "So you know my name? Guess word gets around fast about how great I am"!
Frederick: "*mumblemumbleegomaniacmumblemumble*"
Rune: "What was that?"
Frederick: "Umm... Nothing!"
So, Rune.... How did you know what to do to scare off the sandworm? <3
Rune: "Well, everybody knows that sandworms hate water. Haven't you ever read Dune? So casting nawat was just the right thing to do. It was nothing!" *gloats*
Well you're still my hero! <3
Frederick: "Oh for the love of-"
Ahem! Anyway, we're doing a nature show about bishounen! *points to camera with hearts in her eyes* And I picked you for this episode! I'm your number one fan! ^_^
Frederick:"Wasn't there a horror movie that started out like this?" -_-
*ignores* Anyway, I haven't introduced myself yet have I? I'm Adrastia. And the one with the camera is Frederick.
Frederick: "Hey!"
Rune: "Well I call 'em like I see 'em..."
Frederick: "Why you-"
Ahem! Anywaiz... I think you are so cute! I'm soooo haaaapy I could finally meet you! *looks into the camera* Isn't he gorgeous! You can just feel the magic power just radiating from his very being! C'mon, Rune! Give us another demonstration of your amazing skills! ^_^
Rune: "Well, if you insist!"
Frederick: -_-
*Rune casts flaeli*
Wow! Look at that fire.... Beautifill. So pretty! ^^
Rune: "Heh, so you like that?"
Frederick: "So is tha this mating display or what?"
Rune: "Boy are you lucky I'm not Zio..."
Zio: "Did somebody call my name? Throwing a party without inviting me, eh?"
OMG! It's Zio! The holy one! *has a fit*
Zio: "Now that's something I like to see! That's what you call loyaly!"
Frederick: *dumps a bottle of water on Adrastia* "Snap out of it!"
Huh? Sorry... I was just so overwheled by you presense!
Rune: "I'm still better!"
Zio: "Dream on!"
Rune: "Why you-"
Ooh! We are about to witness a dominance display! Frederick! Get a close up!"
Zio: "Bite you tongue now. You know you can't compete with me."
Rune: "You don't even begin to comepare to me you lousy excuse for a wizard! I'm way better than you could ever hope to be!!"
Zio: "That's not what Alys said last night..."
Ooh! Low blow! This is going to be so cool! <3
Frederick: "Maybe we better get out of here... This could get pretty dangerous after all..."
I'm a nature show host! Danger is practicaly my middle name! Just man the camera and record history in the making! ^_^
Rune: "You bastard!" *casts nafoi*
Zio: *summons nightmare* "Haha! You can't hurt me now!"
Rune: "Oh yeah, hot shot? Watch this!" *uses the psycho wand*
Zio: "No fair!" *casts corrosion*
*five minutes later*
Zio: "Ohhh....."
Rune: "Ugh.... See? Who's... bet...ter now? Huh?"
Zio: "Nice... try... I ain't giving up... yet..." *tries to cast corrosion again, but nothing happens*
Rune: "Wuss... I'll... show you..." *tries to cast flaeli but it fizzles out*
Aww! Isn't it cute? They're all out of TP and skills! Why don't you two kiss and make up? Hmm... We'll get it on camera of course..." >>
Frederick: "Have you no shame?"
Let's get a closer look shall we? Note how they nearly fight to the death! Is it over territory? Or is it over me? ^^
Frederick: "Don't flatter yourself...." -_-
*walks over to them* Poor Rune... Poor Zio... *tags them both*
Rune: "Ow! Hey!"
So I can track you two! Now be good little wizrds and make out... Err I mean make up! >>
Zio: "Never! I'll never... Be... Friends with him!" *cough*
Rune: "And.. I'll never be friends... with him!" * wheeze*
Aww! Isn't that cute? Aren't they adorable when they are playing hard to get? ^_^
Frederick: "I can't believe this.... No, strike that. This is Adrastia. So with her I can believe it..." -_-
Well, let's leave these two little cuties alone for now! *tosses a few trimates before she leaves*
*later*
Rune: "I... know. Finally something we can.... agree on..." *grabs the same trimate*
Zio: "Hey!... *cough cough* "That's my trimate. Get... your... own!" *wheeze*
Rune: "Like... hell I will!" *cough cough*
Zio: "Why you-"
*another fight erupts*
So concludes episode eight
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