Random writing no. 7 (Frosted Lucky Skulls}

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*holds up a black, coffin-shaped box*

*clears throat*

Have you heard about the new cereal craze that's sweeping the Netherworld? (where I am queen and you are all my slaves)
No? What's that? You haven't heard? Perish the thought! Why it's Frosted Lucky Skulls! The gothically delicious cereal!

*opens box and pours contents into a bowl*

*revels in the sound of skulls hitting ceramic*

Frosted Lucky Skulls are the only cereal made with real frosted skulls!
Just add fresh blood and you've got a delicious breakfast the whole family can enjoy! and they NEVER EVER get soggy!Buy a box today!

*little chibi reaper comes out and sings catchy theme song*

o/` "Frosted Lucky Skulls, they're gothically delicious!" o/`