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OG Hoochees


[Lufia & the Fortress of Doom - Super Nintendo]


Before they were hoochees they were filthy pests. Lord Daos would like you to know what he was misquoted. The culprits have since been rightiously smote.


That said... This one is still pretty lame. :/

So why on Earth did this quote change so nonsensically between games? Methinks the tlansrators at Natsume were imbibing a bit too much cider.

"Filthy pests" isn't exactly lingo fit for the big bad. But this is Lufia and we have come to expect our Sinistrals to not be the best at expressing themselves in a way that doesn't make them laughingstocks. No wonder they're so angry all the time.

My that was an awkward paragraph. XD

Anywaiz, by Lufia 2 it was "little hoochees". Perhaps showing us that the people of the future just remember the story wrong. Or maybe Daos threatened to disintegrate anyone who dared accuse him of saying anything as resoundingly ridiculous as "little hoochees". And they best remember to gird themselves well. Safety first kids. 23 skidoo! Hep cats!

Oh look. We've made him mad again.