(All
of today's update courtesy of Stephanie
Black.)
Greetings, fans of Ross's website. If you only like to read what
Ross has to say, today is your unlucky day. Similarly, if you hate hearing
what Stephanie has to say, today is your unlucky day. Moreover, if you
only like to read what Ross has to say AND you hate hearing what Stephanie
has to say, today is a very unlucky day for you. That's too bad, I hate
spoiling people's days. Well, actually, no I take that back; if you don't
like what I have to say, I don't really care if I spoil your day. Anyway,
enough boring rambling…we get that enough here. Just kidding, Ross.
Well, I just thought that it'd be fun to update since Ross is doing homework
and I'm not; so, I'll let you know how my college experience has been
thus far. Get ready younger kiddos, you're going to want to take notes
on this if you're going to be going to college in the next year or two…
Stephanie's College Handbook:
College is lots o' fun. The first week or so, will though, for
most of you, be pretty difficult. During the first week you'll probably
feel as if no one around you cares about you. This is true – at first,
no one you know will care about you; you may get hit by a car during the
first week of college and probably the only person who will truly care
is the person who hit you, especially if you dent his or her car. That's
alright, though, that's what the internet and cell phones are for. If
you make the decision to go to Kenyon, however, be
prepared to cope with this first week without cell phones (except if you
are a Verizon user) and the internet, you may even have to cope with everything
without power. The second week will, no doubt, be much better. During
this second week you'll learn what college is all about: socializing,
finding fun activities, checking your mail (both e-mail and regular mail),
and downloading lots of music in very little time. Oh, and during the
second week you'll also start classes. If you are a lil crazy in the
head, you may be one of those people who is all about, "Oh, I just lovvve
learning." Most people, however, will, at first, be excited to start classes
but then once you realize that for the rest of the year you will have about
1,000 chapters of everything to read each weekend, classes will soon become
an annoyance to you. I must say, though, that I have learned lots since
becoming a college student and so to end this exciting update, I'll share
a few of the most important things I've learned in just three weeks of classes:
- Athens and Sparta fought in the Peloponnesian War; Sparta
won.
- If you mix vanilla frozen yogurt with peanut butter,
the finished product is very tasty.
- If you mix vanilla frozen yogurt with honey and cinnamon
sugar, the finished product is very tasty.
- If you mix vanilla frozen yogurt with a little bit of
hot chocolate and a little bit of coffee and mix well, the finished product
is FANTASTIC.
Well, I hope everyone is doing well and I look forward to seeing
all my peeps on Thanksgiving Break. And by "peeps" I literally mean the
marshmallow peeps that they now have for every holiday…hopefully I'll
get to see a few friends, as well.
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Image of the Day
The most important part of college.
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Ellen DeGeneres's "Random Thought" of the Day:
"You never hear a kid say:
'Do you want me to dust the baseboards?'"
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