JC

Wowie@Dork.com

IOrderMyStashAnonymously@CrackRus.com

ICatchUpOnMyZs@BobbieFan.com

JustinWillNeverBeAsTalentedAsMeTheWhineyBrat@LMAOYourGettingSued.com

ILoveMyDealer@JeromeFan.com

JustinMustDie@LittlePrick.com

SpaceCowboy@WTFWasIOnWhenIWroteThat.com

Crackhead@YesIHaveAProblem.com

Sleepy@ItsTheDrugsMan.com

ILickedTheStage@YouKnowYouThoughtThatWasSexy.com

Spazz@YeahThatsMe.com

Justin

JCSucks@IWillAlwaysBeTheFavorite.com

IDidntHarrassThatGirl@SheLied.com

TeeniesSuck@GetTheFuckOffMe.com

YouCantHaveMe@BritneysMyHoe.com

SlapMahFro@IBeChillen.com

LanceIsAHomo@HeTriedToTouchMe.com

PelvicThrusts@AintNothinWrongWitDat.com

EveryoneLovesMe@ConceitedBitch.com

WannaTouchMyFro@YouCantSoBackTheFuckUpBitch.com

ImSexyAndYouKnowIt@DontTryAndArgueWithMe.com

DontYouEverFuckinTellMeJCIsBetterThanMe@FuckOff.com

Lance

GirlWereYouAlone@YouLoveMySexyBassVoice.com

GayRights@WeArePeopleToo.com

LanceBass@ImFromMississippi.com

ImNotALush@LeaveMeTheFuckAlone.com

GiddyUp@ItsNotAboutHorses.com

ImMoneyNow@SayMyNameBitch.com

WannaRideMyPony@ImNotTalkingAboutAHorse.com

ImNotGay@ImACompulsiveLiar.com

IWishJCWouldStopBeatingMe@IHaveFeelingsToo.com

ImStealingAllTheFans@ScrewYouJustin.com

IThrewABigNewYearsEveParty@BecauseImRichAndICan.com

Joey

ImNotFat@ImPleasantlyPlump.com

SteveWipesMyAss@HeWishesHeWereAsPopularAsMe.com

IHopefullyHope@ICantTalkForShit.com

ItalianStallion@LetMeShowYouWhatGiddyUpIsReallyAbout.com

LetsHaveSex@ThatItchyRashWillGoAwaySomeday.com

LanceLikesMe@ThoseGayRumorsAreTrue.com

ILikeToCyber@DigitalGetdown.com

CanITouchThem@AreThoseReal.com

IHaveSexWithGroupies@AfterParties.com

ScrewPlayingDoctor@LetsPlayGynecologist.com

STDs@TheGiftThatKeepsOnGiving.com

Chris

Viagra@ItWorksForMe.com

HiBusta@ImObsessedWithMyDog.com

ILoveDanielle@YeahIHaveAGirlfriendYouStupidAssTeenies.com

RegisTriedToMolestMe@IThinkHesBeenHangingOutWithLance.com

ImSoFunny@WannaHearAJoke.com

ImNotTooOldToBeInABoyband@LeaveMeTheHellAlone.com

JustinsGettingSued@HaHaHaHaHaHa.com

ISmokeWeed@HowElseCouldIHaveComeUpWithFuManSkeeto.com

IveHadSex@ImNear30WhatDoYouExpect.com

TeeniesNeedToRecognize@ImAlmost30AndImNotGoingToDateThem.com

JCAbusesMe@HeNeedsCounseling.com