Julie, Jen, Nolen, Nikki and Candice sat in a posh hotel room in Mississippi, laying out their plan. It was their site's one year anniversary, and they planned on celebrating it with style. Their reason for being in Mississippi? Lance had a big ass house. That's where they would have their party. Did Lance know this? Nope. Jen, with her master sleuthing skills, had managed to get a key to the house. Now they just had to send out invitations. The rest would be easy.

Julie: Well, Nsync is definitely invited. I call dibs on Justin.

Nolen: Oh hell no, that ain't fair! I wanted Justin!!

Julie: It was my idea to have this party, I get Justin damnit. You can have Lance.

Nolen: What bitch?! I don't want no flaming homo!!

Jen: You GUYS! Shut the fuck up! You can share him.

Julie: Fine, whatever.. *mumbles under breath* I'll get him damnit, I will..

Nolen: I heard that.

Jen: Well, I get Joey.

Julie, Nolen, Candice & Nikki: Fine by us.

Jen: What's wrong with Joey?

Candice: Do you REALLY want us to go there Jen?

Jen: Nevermind.

Candice: Ok, I get Chris. Nikki can have the crackhead.

Nikki: Why do I get stuck with the crackfiend?!

Nolen: 'Cuz he's the only one left.

Julie: Unless you want Lance.

Nikki: JC's fine.

Jen: Alright, I vote to invite 98 Degree's. Their friends with Nsync, right?

Julie: I think they're on steriods.

Jen: Shut up.

Candice: They can come.

Nikki: How about the Backstreet Boys?

Jen, Nolen, Candice, & Julie: THE BACKSTREET BOYS?!?!

Nikki: Yeah, why not?

Jen: Do you WANT them to kill each other?!

Nikki: That would be interesting.

Jen: Yeah, you're right. The Backstreet Boys it is.

Candice: Umm.. Julie?

Julie: What?

Candice: Did you happen to let Lance know we're throwing a party at his house?

Julie: No.

Candice: Don't you think you should?

Julie: No.

Jen: Yeah, wouldn't it be funner to strip him naked and chain him to a wall and watch him squirm if he protests?

Nolen: Uh, Jen?

Jen: Hmm?

Nolen: No.

Jen: K!

Julie: You and Joey would make the perfect couple...

Jen: REALLY?!

Nikki: Moron..

Julie: Anyways, who else is on the guest list?

Nolen: EMINEM!!

Candice: Uh, no.

Nolen: Uh, yeah.

Candice: What did I say bitch?!

Nolen: AW HELL NAH!

Jen: Girls, wouldn't it be fun if we made a mud pit, stripped NSync, BSB, and Eminem naked, threw 'em in it, and let them brawl to the death?

Nikki: What's with you and getting people naked?

Nolen: I don't know if I could handle seeing Howie naked...

Julie: I don't know if I could handle Nick naked.

Jen: You'd enjoy that.

Julie: Bitch, want me to start on your past?

Jen: ...no...

Julie: That's what I thought.

Nikki: Ok, what about refreshments?

Jen: VODKA!

Nolen: GREEN APPLE PUCKERS!!

Julie: WTF?

Nolen: What you mean WTF? Bitch! Go get mah Puckers!

Julie: DON'T start with me. You will not get any Justin lovin'.

Nolen: You don't own him!

Candice: GIRLS! Knock it off, or NO ONE will get any Justin lovin'!

Julie: Hmpf..

Nolen: *mutters* bitch.

Candice: 'Scuse me??

Jen: NOLEN!!

Nolen: Sorry..

Nikki: Ok, Vodka, Green Apple Puckers, anything else?

Julie: B--

Jen: VODKA!

Julie: BITCH!! You DID NOT just interrupt me!

Jen: Yea, maybe I did.

Julie: Man, Fuck you!!

Nolen: Shut up, ho's!!!

Jen: Nolen, go look in the mirror!!

Nolen pulls out a mirror.

Nolen: Whooooooo iiiissss that giiiiirrrrll I seeeee starin straight.....

Candice: WTF.

Jen: She does this sometimes..... ALOT actually.

Nolen: Wheeeeen wiiillll my reflection shoooooooowwww.......

Nikki: SHE JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE WHITE!!!!!

Nolen: *lip quivers* Oh.....

Julie: Anyways.... let's go to the store... Nikki, come with me.

They walk out of the hotel.

Nolen: Ok, here's what we're gonna do....

Jen: Strip people naked and throw them in the lake?

Nolen: What people? AND WHAT LAKE BITCH????

Jen: Yes.....

Candice: Yup... PERFECT couple.....

Nolen: Bitch, shut up. No one said you could talk!

Candice: No one said you could..... talk...... or something...... yea.

Nolen: NICE comeback Candice.

Candice: *sniff*

Jen is sitting in the corner picking her nose and making structures out of her snot.

Nolen: WOULD YOU STOP???????

Jen: K!

Nolen: Anyways, we're gonna drug Julie and Nikki so that I can get AAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL the JUSTIN LOVIN'!!!!!!!!!!

Candice: No bitch, I'm gonna tell them you said that.

Nolen: No you ain't.

Candice: Yes, I am.

Nolen: FUCK YOU!

Candice: No, but thanx for the offer.

Nolen: WHAT?! I AIN'T NO LESBIAN! MY NAME AIN'T LANCE!!

Jen: Lance is not gay, leave him alone.

Candice: Where'd THAT come from?

Jen: I dunno.. I like cheese.

Nolen: You are straight up retarded.

Jen: Am not!

Nolen: Are too!

Jen: Am not!!

Nolen: ARE TOO!!

Candice: SHUT.. THE.. FUCK.. UP!!!!

Jen & Nolen: Sorry..

Julie and Nikki return.

Julie: Ok, I got your green apple puckers shit, Nolen.. and Vokda.. some OJ to mix.. Mudslides.. 'cuz their good.. Mike's Hard Lemonade.. because it was MY drink before Lance's.. so he can kiss my ass.. and.. uhh.. thats it.

Nikki: I wanted some whiskey, but she said no.

Julie: Shut up, nobody asked you what you wanted.

Nikki: *sniff*

Candice: Ok, so, now can we send out the invitations?

Julie: Yeah.

Candice: Ok, I got 98 Degree's invites right here.. and the BSB's.. and Eminem's.. and here's.. wait, where's Nsync's invites?

Nolen is sitting in the corner, scribbling furiously on a piece of paper.

Candice: Nolen...

Nolen: Huh, wha?

Candice: What are you doing...

Nolen: Uhh.. nothing..

Julie snatches the piece of paper out of Nolen's hand.. it's Nsync's invitation.. and it reads "Justin.. my sexy ghetto bitch.. meet me in Lance's guest bedroom at midnight.."

Julie: WTF?!?!?

Nolen: heh heh heh..

Julie: BITCH!!

Nolen: SKANK!!!

Julie: HOE!!!

Nolen: STUPID HEAD!!

Jen: Ok, that was lame.

Nolen: SHUT UP!!!

Nikki: LISTEN!!! I'll make a new invitation for Nsync. Julie, Nolen.. you can fight over Justin at the party.. Candice, go send out the other invites, then we'll hightail it over to Lance's and set up everything. Jen.. just sit there.. and.. don't talk.

Jen: K!

Candice leaves. Nikki proceeds to make the new invitation. After she is done, she goes to mail it, leaving Julie and Nolen hitting each other upside the heads and Jen sitting on the bed, singing, "I drive myself crazzzzzzzzy, thinkin' of Joooooooey". Candice and Nikki return.

Candice: Mmk, all done.

Nikki: Everyone ready to go?

Julie: Yeah, let's bounce.

Nolen: Stop trying to talk like Justin!!!!! Beooooooootch!!

Julie: I swear to God Nolen.. I'ma kill you..

Jen: SHUT UP!! BOTH OF YOU!! It's time to leave.. LET'S GO!!

The girls leave the hotel and get into the van they had rented for the weekend. Julie is behind the wheel, with Candice next to her in the passenger seat. Nikki and Nolen are behind them, and Jen is sitting alone in back, mumbling something about whipped cream, a New Kids On the Block pillow case, and Joey.

Nikki: JEN!! Will you KNOCK IT OFF??

Jen: Huh?

Candice: She said, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Jen: What am I doing?

Nikki: God you're a dumbass...

Jen: Wha..?

Nolen: Just shut your mouth.

Julie: I SWEAR TO GOD, if you four are going to be like this the WHOLE way...someone will be THROWN out the window.

Everyone points to Jen, who points at Nolen.

Jen: Why are you guys picking on me so much? *sniff*

Julie: 'Cause you're like Joey, and it's fun.

Jen: ...oh...

Candice: Are we there yet?

Julie: No.

Nikki: Are we there yet?

Julie: No.

Candice: Are we there yet?

Julie: NO.

Nikki: Are we there yet?

Nolen: SHUT UP!! Geezus!!

Julie: Thank you, Nolen.

Jen: You missed the turnoff.

Julie: FUCK!

Candice: Sucker...

Julie screeches to a halt in the middle of the freeway.

Julie: ONE MORE WORD OUT OF ANY OF YOU, AND YOU ALL WILL BE THROWN ONTO THE FREEWAY!!!! GOT IT???

Jen, Nikki, Candice & Nolen: ....

Julie: That's what I thought.

Nolen: Julie?

Julie: WHAT?!?!

Nolen: Jen's drinking the vodka.

Julie: JENNIFER!!!!!!!!

Jennifer: *hiccup* Sorry....

Nikki has fallen asleep.

Nikki: Oh...my sexy little ghetto bitch...Mmm...right there...OH YEAH...that feels good....OH KEVIN!!!

Julie, Jen, Candice & Nolen: WTF?!

Nikki: *grunt* Huh? Wha..?

Candice: YOU WERE DREAMING OF KEVIN!!!!

Nikki: Was not!!

Jen: You were too!! hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Nolen: Come and ride the Train.. and ride it..

Nikki starts to cry.

Julie: Nikki, shut up. Here's the turnoff. We're almost there.

Julie turns off the highway and proceeds to Lance's house. They arrive there with Julie all about ready to tear her hair out. She kick's everyone out of the van and then gets out herself.

Julie: Alright, Nolen, get the beverages and bring them inside, Nikki and Candice, get the decorations, Jen, uhh.. just follow me.

Jen: K!

The 5 girl's walk into the house and begin setting things up. After their work is done, they sit back and wait for the guest's to arrive.

Nolen: I wonder who will get here first.. I hope it's Nsync.. and Justin.. *drool*

Julie: You're stupid.

Nolen: Shut up.

Jen: Joooooooooey!!!!!!!!!!!

Candice: SHUT UP!

Nikki: Stop fighting!!

Candice: Fuck you.

Nikki: .......

The doorbell rings.

Julie: I'LL GET IT!!!

Nolen: NO, I WILL!!!

Julie: GET OUTTA MY WAY, BITCH!!

Nolen: NO, ME ME ME ME!!!!

Julie and Nolen continue fighting, while Candice goes and opens the door. It's Nsync, minus Chris.

Candice: What up home skillets?!?!?

Justin: PARTY UP IN HERE!! AWW YEAH!!!

Candice: Retard..

Nsync enters the living room where the girls have congregated.

Julie: Uhh, Lance?

Lance: Yes?

Julie: Why the fuck did you ring the doorbell? This is YOUR house.

Lance: Oh yeah..

Julie: Idiot..

Lance: Shut up!!

Nolen: Where's Chris?

Justin: Nobody cares.

Nikki: Oh well.. the party can start now. BREAK OUT THE ALCOHOL!!!

Jen: WHOOO HOOO!!!

The girls open their respective beverages and begin to drink. The guys look on in wonder.

JC: Uhh.. who exactly ARE you guys?

Julie: I'm Julie. I'm the cool one and--

Nolen: LIKE HELL YOU ARE!!

Julie: LIKE I WAS SAYING.. I'm Julie, we run a humor site. About uhh, you guys. Its our 1 year anniversary. We decided to have a party.

Lance: In MY HOUSE?!

Julie: Yeah, got a problem with that, BASSHOLE?!?!

Lance: No..

Julie: That's right, Lancey Poo. That's what I thought.

Candice: Yeah, anyways, my name's Candice.

Nolen: I'm Nolen, and I love Justin.

Nikki: I'm Nikki.

Jen: JOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY!!

Joey: Your name's Joey too?!?!? COOL!!

Julie: Fuckin' idiot!! Her name is JENNIFER!

Joey: Oh..

Julie: Stupid, stupid, stupid...

Candice spots JC in the corner with a large box full of something.

Candice: Dude, what's that?

JC: [shakily] Uhh, it's uhh... well....

Candice: [gleefully] CRACK!!!!

Nikki: You're into CRACK?! CANDICE?!

Candice: Uh...

She looks around nervously.

JC: Oh yeah... I was supposed to meet my dealer tonight! Where the hell is she? Her name's CE or somethin' like that...

Candice: OH MY SHIT! I'VE BEEN SELLIN' CRACK TO JC?!?! DUUUUUDE!

She does a victory dance.

Candice: Oh, this is so illin'!

Justin: Don't be takin' mah word!

Candice: Shut up, Justin, or ya ain't gonna be gettin' no lovin' from me.

Nolen: Oh HELLZ no, it's gonna be ME gettin' Justin lovin'!

Candice: You wanna take this out back?!

She takes off her shoes and necklaces.

Lance: Don't fight in my living room! You'll BREAK something!

JC: CE! Babe! Here!

He thrusts her a needle.

Candice: Oooohhhhh.... crack..... oooohhhhhh.

Her eyes get big.

Chris enters.

Chris: I'm HEEEEEERE!!!!!!!!!

Candice: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Candice, now somewhat out of it, points at Chris with a big smile on her face.

Candice: CHRIS BABES! COMERE and let me tap dat azz!

Chris: Do I... KNOW you?!

Candice: Do you know me? [giggles] YUUUUP! You're mah love slave now! Lez go! Rawwwwww!

She spins in circles.

Chris: Psycho... kinda hot though.

Julie: Good God.... Candice sells CRACK to JC.... this makes no damned sense.

Jennifer: Whoa..

Julie: SHUT UP! Nobody wants to hear you! *looks around* hey, where's Justin? Where's Nolen??

Nikki: I saw 'em go upstairs.

Julie: And you didn't stop them???

Nikki: ...no...

Julie: NOLEN WILL DIE!!!!

She stomps up the stairs.

Julie NOLEN!!!!

Nolen: Oh shit.. Justy... she's gonna find us..

Justin: JULIE!!! HELP!!!

Nolen: SHHH!!

Julie busts into the room and see's Justin naked, tied to the bed.

Julie: YOU BITCH!!!

Nolen: Fuck you!! He's MINE!!

Julie: Get the hell out.

Nolen: WHAT?! NO!! YOU GET OUT!!

Julie: GET THE FUCK OUT!!!

Justin: WILL SOMEONE UNTIE ME!?!?

Julie: I like the position you're in Justy, now if Nolen would leave us alone, we could have some fun.

Nolen: WHORE!!

She proceeds to jump on Julie and try to tear her hair out.

Justin: Ladies. ladies. I know ya'll want me, but...this is goin' too far.

Nikki walks in.

Nikki: Oooo...Justy, naked, tied to a bed... I think I should take advantage of this situation.

The doorbell rings.

Julie: CANDICE!! JEN!!! SOMEONE GET THAT!! 'CUZ I'M IN THE PROCESS OF KILLING NOLEN!!!!!

Nolen: NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST!!!

Justin: HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile, downstairs, Jen opens the door to see 98 Degrees.

Jen: OH...MY.. GOD.

Nick: Hi, umm, we got an invitation.. sayin' there was a party here.

Jen: Can I touch you?

Nick: Umm, no.

Jen: WHY THE HELL NOT?!

Nick: Uhh..

Jeff: Yeah.. sooooo, can we just come in and party?

Justin: Yeah, It's cold out here.

Jen: Shut up Justin, nobody even likes you.

Justin: *sniff*

Drew: Yo, that was mean.

Jen: Fuck you.

Back in the living room, Candice and Chris are dancing to the music that someone had put on. Candice is doing the running man while Chris is hopping up and down, screaming at the top of his lungs. Everyone is drunk of their asses.

JC: Yoooooo, you guys are funnay.. ahahahaha.

Lance: Hey, JC, hehehehe.. YOU'RE A CRACKHEAD!!!!!

JC: I AM DUDE!!! HEHEHEHE, I REALLY AM!!

Joey: ANYONE UP FOR DOIN' THE LIMBO?!?!

Lance: Ok, umm. no.

Joey: K!

Jen walks in with 98 Degrees.

Jen: Hey guys!! Look who's here!!

Chris, JC, Lance, and Joey run over and hug the guys.

Candice: WTF?

Jen: Yo, that was sick.

Back upstairs, Nikki is standing over Justin, wearing a cowboy hat, screaming, "YEEEEE HAAAAAAW BABY, GIDDY UP!! while Julie and Nolen are killing each other in the background.

Julie: I'VE NEVER LIKED YOU!!!!

Nolen: YEAH, WELL, I'VE NEVER LIKED YOU EITHER!!!

Julie: *sniff* Really?

Nolen: Naw.. I'm just angry..

Julie: Me too.. let's be friends.

Nolen: Yes, let's NEVER fight again!

Julie and Nolen hug.

Nikki: You guys are disgusting.

Nolen: WHAT BITCH?!?

Julie: DON'T YELL AT MY FRIEND!!! AND GET AWAY FROM JUSTIN, YOU STUPID, SKANKY, BUTTMUNCHER!!!

Julie throws Nikki away from Justin and unties him.

Julie: You're free to go downstairs now Justy.. put on your clothes. Nolen and I will deal with you later.

Nolen: YEAH!!!

Justin runs downstairs, screaming, while Julie and Nolen begin to braid each other's hair. Nikki is unconscious in the corner.

Justin: They.. tried.. to.. molest... me...

Candice: Huh?

Justin: Nothing..

Candice: Ok...

Justin: HEY!!! 98 DEGREE'S IS HERE!!!!!!

Justin runs over and hugs the guys.

Jen: Ok, quite frankly, I'm getting sick of this brotherly love shit.

Candice: Me too dude.

Back upstairs.

Julie: Hey Nolen, wanna have a slumber party tomorrow night?!?!?

Nolen: SURE!!!

Julie: BEST FRIENDS!!!!

Nolen: FOR LIFE!!!!

Julie and Nolen link pinky's and swear to be best friends forever.

Nolen: Let's go downstairs and get even more drunk then we are now!!!

Julie: OK!!!

They skip downstairs, holding hands while singing "Space Cowboy."

Candice: WTF?!? WHY ARE YOU GUYS HOLDING HANDS?!?!?

Julie and Nolen: WE'RE BEST FRIENDS!!!

Candice: Freaks..

Jen: Where's Nikki?

Nolen and Julie begin to giggle uncontrollably.

Julie: She's unconscious!! Ahahahaha.

Doorbell rings.

Julie: I'LL GET IT!!!!

Julie walks to the door and opens it to find the Backstreet Boys, with a very pissed off looking Eminem behind them.

Nick: HI GUYS!!

Julie: Eww, you're fat. Go away.

Nick shrugs and walks inside.

Howie: [wink] Hello. [drool] Where's the party, sweet lady?

Julie: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!

Howie: Uhh.. [drool] Ok, I'll just go in the living room..

Kevin: Hi.

Julie: Hi.

Kevin: I like pink bunnies.

Julie: WTF? ARE YOU ON DRUGS?!

Kevin: No.

Julie: Just go in the living room.

Kevin walks off.

Brian: Hi, I'm Brian. And you scare me..

Julie: I actually like you. Go on in.

Brian: Thanx!

Brian scampers off.

AJ: Yo.

Julie: Shut up and follow your friend.

AJ: Mmk.

Eminem: WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE??!?!

Julie: Wow.. you're sexy.. *giggles* We invited you. It's a long story. I know you hate all boybands.. but there's, like, uhh, beer and other types of alcohol in the living room. If you drink enough, you might forget who they are.

Eminem: Fuck you.

Julie: REALLY??!? CAN I?!?

Eminem: Freak..

Em walks into the living room.

Julie: Well, that was RUDE!!

Nolen spots Em from across the room and makes a flying leap over the couch, landing on top of him.

Nolen: OMG!!!! EMINEM!!! I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!! WATCH THIS!!!

She climbs off of him, gets up, and starts rapping to "The Real Slim Shady."

Eminem: Fuck you.

Nolen: OMG!! CAN I REALLY??!?

Eminem: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!??

Nikki walks down the stairs, holding her head. She looks around, screams, "Y YI YI YI YIPPIE YI YAY!!!" and passes out.

Candice: Idiot..

Jen: That was funny. Hehe.

Justin: Umm.. guys..

Candice: Yes?

Justin: WTF ARE THE BACKSTREET BOYS DOING HERE?!

Candice: Shut yo' mouth, Ghetto Boy Blue. We invited them.

Justin: Whatever..

Everyone scatters around the living room. Eminem is sitting on the couch, holding a 40, plotting on how to kill all the boyband members in the room. Nolen is sitting next to him with her head on his shoulder, softly singing "The Way I Am", Julie and Justin are attempting to dance, but are basically falling all over each other. 98 Degree's and the remaining Nsync members are sitting in the corner, planning a camping trip. The Backstreet Boys are sitting around the TV, watching "Bambi" while Jen and Candice throw popcorn at the back of their heads. Nikki is passed out at the bottom of the stairs.

Doorbell rings.

Candice and Jen: WE'LL GET IT!!!!

They jump off the couch and run to the door. They open it to find Aaron Carter and Lil Bow Wow.

Jen: AARON CARTER!!! OMG, I LOVE YOU!!!

Jen tackles him.

Candice: LIL BOW WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lil Bow Wow: Uhh... hi.

Aaron: Someone... get... this.. girl.. off...of...me...can't...breath...

Jen: Oh, sorry

Jen releases him.

Aaron: Thanx.

Candice: I CAN'T BELIEVE LIL BOW WOW IS HERE!!! HOW DID YOU GUYS KNOW WE WERE HAVING A PARTY?!??!?

Aaron: My brother called me and told me to come here. And to bring a friend.

Candice: COOOOOOOOOOOL, C'MON IN!!!

The 4 of them walk back into the living room.

Eminem: WTF IS THAT PANSY ASS LITTLE BOY DOIN' HERE.. HEY, WAIT A SEC.. LIL BOW WOW!!! Yoooooo, man, wassup?!?!?!

Lil Bow Wow: Hey Em. How YOU doin'?!

Lil Bow Wow walks over to the couch and him and Em proceed to bond.

Aaron: He called me a name...

Aaron starts to cry and runs upstairs.

Nick: Yo, WHO MADE MY BROTHER CRY?!?!?

Eminem: I did.. you got a problem with that?!?

Nick wets his pants.

Eminem: Thats what I thought..

Cut to where Julie and Justin are dancing.

Julie: Justy.. I'm gonna go get some more beverages from the kitchen, you stay here and DON'T move.. you sexy, sexy, hunk of man you.. *growl*

Justin: Umm, umm.. ok.

Julie walks into the kitchen. She opens the fridge and contemplates the interior, when she hear's a voice behind her.

Howie: Hello there [wink] sexy woman [drool]

Julie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Howie begins chasing Julie around the kitchen.

Howie: DON'T RUN FROM MY LOVE!!!

Julie: GET AWAY FROM ME!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!! SOMEBODY HELP!!!!!!!!

Jen runs into the kitchen.

Jen: WTF?!?

Julie: HELP ME!! GET HIM AWAY!!! GET HIM AWAY!!!!!!!!!

Howie: *drool* YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jen grabs a frying pan and hits Howie over the head, knocking him unconscious.

Jen: Greasy troll..

Julie: THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!!!

Julie and Jen exit the kitchen. They look over to see Justin dancing with Britney Spears.

Julie: WTF IS SHE DOING HERE?!??!?!?!?!!?

Candice: I dunno. I didn't let her in. She just kind of.. appeared.

Julie: NOLEN!!!!!

Nolen walks up.

Nolen: What?!?!? I was tryna get my groove thang on with Eminem when... WTF IS MISS SKANK OF THE YEAR DOING HERE?!??!?!?

Julie: That's what I'm sayin'!! LETS KILL HER!!!

Julie and Nolen run over to Justin and Britney.

Nolen: Yo, Beotch, nobody invited you.. GET OUT!!!

Britney: Purple stars and red balloons..

Julie: WTF?!? BITCH, YOU'RE RETARDED!!!

Nolen and Julie drag Britney to the door and throw her out. Then they walk back over to Justin.

Nolen: Justin.. you STUPID, GHETTO, PIECE OF SHIT!!! I HATE YOU!!!

Julie: I SECOND THAT!!!

Justin: Ladies.. ladies.. don't get you're panties in a wad. There's enough Justin to go around.. *wink*

Nolen: FUCK THAT!! I'M GOIN' TO CHILL WITH EMINEM!!!

Julie: YEAH!! AND I'M GONNA GO HANG OUT WITH 98 DEGREE'S!!!!

Nolen and Julie walk off.

Justin: What'd I do?

Nikki wakes up from her place at the bottom of the stairs. She sits up, scans the room, yells out "YES YES YES HERE WE GOOOOOO, NSYNC HAS GOT THE FLOW!!!!" pumps her fist into the air, and passes back out. Nobody notices.

Doorbell rings.

Candice: I'll get it..

Before she can reach the door, it bursts open.

Everyone: DANNY WOOD?!??!?!?!?!?

Danny: Yes, it is I. Danny Wood, of New Kids On The Block fame. Oh, but you probably don't remember me all too well, because NOBODY ever paid attention to me. WTF?! Am I not GOOD enough?! Am I not COOL enough?! I have feelings to ya know. And look at Joey.. tryin' to make a comeback. HA!! What's he doin' now?! HUH?! HE'S HOSTING SAY WHAT FUCKIN' KAROKEE, THAT'S WHAT! How sad. And Jordan, WHERE'S JORDAN NOW, EH?!?! DONNY'S A CRACKHEAD AND JOHNATHAN'S PROBABLY DEAD FOR ALL I KNOW!!! Now I will kill you all. Prepare to die.

All of a sudden, a little dog flys through the doorway, wearing a little red cape with a "B" on it. He attacks Danny, biting him until he falls to the ground.

Chris: BUSTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Busta trots up to Chris and licks his face.

Chris: MY DOG SAVED THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Julie: Ok, this is getting a little too scary now, I wanna go home.

Candice: Me too.

Nolen: Me three.

Jen: ME 6!!!

Nolen: You're stupid, 4 comes after 3, idiot.

Jen: Yes....

Julie: Ok, we're leaving. Lance, it's your house, you can clean up.

Lance: WTF?!?!? I AM NOT CLEANING THIS MESS!! LOOK AT THIS PLACE!!!!

Candice: Yeah, you are. Nolen, go wake up Nikki, carry her if you have to.. we are OUT. PEACE.

Nolen drags Nikki by her hair to the door, and the other girls follow her out. Howie runs after Julie, screaming, "DON'T DENY OUR LOVE PRECIOUS!!!" before she slams the door in his face.

Howie: *wink, drool* Ow..

Lance: Oh dear me.. Oh dear me.. you guys HAVE to help me clean this place up..