The Boy Is Mine

Nikki: Excuse me, can I please talk to you for a minute?

Julie: Uh huh, sure, you know.. you look kinda familiar.

Nikki: Yeah, you do too but, umm, I just wanted to know.. do you know somebody named.. well, you KNOW his name.

Julie: Oh, yeah definitely, I KNOW his name.

Nikki: I just wanted to let you know.. he's mine.

Julie: Huh..no no, he's mine.

Nikki and Julie begin circling each other and singing.

You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine

Nikki:
I think it's time we got this straight
Let's sit and talk face to face
There is no way you could mistake him for your man
Are you insane?

Nikki smacks Julie across the face.

Julie:
See I know that you may be
Just a bit jealous of me
Cause' you're blind if you can't see
That his love is all in me

Julie proceeds to rip Nikki's hair out.

Nikki:
See I tried to hesitate
I didn't want to say what he told me
He said without me
He couldn't make it through the day
Ain't that a shame

Nikki starts screaming "You bitch! You stupid whore! He's MINE!!" and attempts to strangle Julie.

Julie:
And maybe you misunderstood
'Cause I can't see how he could
Wanna change something that's so good
All of my love was all it took

Julie throws Nikki across the room where she slams against the wall. Nikki shakes her head in a daze and gets up and walks towards Julie. She rips Julie's shirt off to reveal an "I Love Lance" t-shirt underneath. "I don't know WHERE that came from!!!" Julie screams.

You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine

Julie runs and grabs a marker and crosses out where it says "Lance" on her T-shirt and writes "Justin" in its place.

Julie:
Must you do the things you do?
Keep on acting like a fool
You need to know it's me not you
And if you didn't know it girl it's true

Nikki:
I think that you should realize
And try to understand why
He is a part of my life
I know it's killing you inside

Nikki grabs a bat from the corner and starts beating Julie over the head with it screaming "DIE BITCH DIE!!"

Julie:
You can say what you wanna say
What we have you can't take
From the truth you can't escape
I can tell the real from the fake

Julie grabs the bat from Nikki and throws it across the room, where it bounces off the wall and and hits Nikki in the head.

Nikki:
When will you get the picture?
You're the past, I'm the future
Get away, it's my time to shine
If you didn't know the boy is mine

Julie and Nikki sing the chorus. They are both beaten and bloody, but neither seem to care. Jen walks in carrying a half bottle of Vodka in one hand and a poster of Joey with "I love Jen" scrawled all over it.

Jen: "What the hell are you guys doing?!" she slurs while stumbling around.

Julie: We're fighting over Justin, what does it look like?! Gimme some of that vodka!

Julie grabs the bottle of vodka from Jen and finishes it in one gulp.

Jen: Yo! That was my last bottle bitch!

She starts hitting Julie over the head with the empty bottle

Julie: Chill out Jen! We gotta finish our song.

Julie stumbles back over to Nikki, giggling and stumbling all over herself.

Julie:
You can't destroy this love I've found
Your silly games I won't allow
The boy is mine without a doubt
You might as well throw in the towel

Julie falls over in a drunken heap and begins to suck her thumb.

Nikki:
What makes you think that he wants you?
When I'm the one that brought him to
This special place in my heart
Cause he was my love right from the start

Julie and Nikki begin the chorus again.. but it ends when Julie wanders off and begins a conversation with the wall.

Nikki: Julie! You idiot! Get back over here! We're not done!

She grabs Julie by the hair and drags her back to the center of the room.

Nikki: He belongs to me
Julie: The boy is mine, not yours
Nikki: But mine!
Julie: Not yours!
Nikki: But mine!
Julie: Not yours!
Nikki: But mine!

I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine

Justin enters the room.

Justin: Yo girls.. what up?! Have you seen a girl named Jen around here? We's got a date.

Julie and Nikki look at each other in shock, and watch silently as Jen walks into the room.

Jen: Hey Justy! I'm ready!

Jen gives Julie and Nikki an evil look over her shoulder.

Julie & Nikki: OH NO NO NO YOU DON'T!!

Julie runs over to Jen and jumps onto her back while Nikki attempts to smack her across the face repeatedly.

Julie: BITCH IS GONNA DIE!! *evil laugh*

Nikki: AWW YEAH BABY! SHE'S GOIN' DOWN!!

Nikki, Julie, and Jen continue to kill each other while Justin looks on, with a big grin on his face.