Stupid Dog

By: Julie

Yep. That's right. I got to interview Chris's dog. Korea wasn't available. Sorry.

Julie: Hey there Busta! How YOU doin'?

Busta: Bark! Bark!

Julie: Good, you say? That's great!! How is Chris doin'?

Busta: Arf.. Grrrr.. Bark!

Julie: Aww, his arthritis is acting up again? That sucks. You tell him I said I'm sorry, ok? How's life been goin' for ya?

Busta: Bark! Bark!! Ark! Bark Bark Bark Bark BARK!!

Julie: Justin did WHAT?!

Busta: BARK!

Julie: He locked you in a CLOSET?!

Busta: BARK!! Grrrr..

Julie: Dude, that's messed up. What'd you do?

Busta: ARF! ARF!! ARF!! BARK!!

Julie: You bit him in the ass?! Ahaha. GOOD DOG!

Busta: BARK!

Julie: How's the rest of Nsync doing?

Busta: Bark Bark Bark Bark, Arf Arf Arf Arf!!!!

Julie: I know JC's on crack, Busta. How about the rest of them?

Busta: ARF!! Grrrr.. BARK BARK BARK!!

Julie: Lance and Joey did WHAT together? Eww, man, thats gross.

Busta: ARF!!

Julie: Glad you agree. Do you think you could.. *blush* give me your autograph?

Busta pee's on Julie's leg

Julie: DUDE!! STUPID DOG!!!

Busta: GRRRRRRRRR, BARK BARK BARK!!

Busta attempts to hump Julie's leg.

Julie: EWWW MAN!!! YOU'RE NASTY!!!

She kicks Busta across the room.

Busta: *whine* BARK!

Julie: Little bastard.. This interview is OVER. Tell Chris I'm glad his arthritis is acting up.. Little bitch.. PEACE.


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