It's Da FuMan C!

Yep, it's Chris. CRAZY Chris. He's just INSANE. Yeah. I'm gonna stop now. Just look at the pics. My (Julie's) comments are in white, Candice's in blue, Jen's in yellow, and Nolen's in violet.

Sophisticated ChristoPHER. He's trying to be J. Crew here. And it's HOT. Don't hate me because I'm trying to look beautiful.. He ain't tryin hard enough..

He looks pertay in blue.. Wearing my fave color! Brownie points, boy. CHRIS HAS BOOBIES!! TITTIES!

Sometimes.. Chris scares me. Uh HUH. Do I wanna know?... I'm scared. You disgust me.

He looks sorta.. evil.. DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!! "I want some solos..hmph." FEIVAL!

Look at the crotch.. Oh my, look at the crotch.. *COVERS EYES* Oh MY shit... let's just say he's either horny or blessed. If ya know what I mean, ;) AHAAHAHAHA, CHRIS HAS A BONER!! AHAHAHAHA. "It wasn't me.."

He's a cute little man.. awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwh. WTF? You REALLY disgust me...REALLY.

Take the freakin' dreads OUT! AHHHH! That hair is HOT! HEY! I LIKE the dreads! Freak.

Turtlenecks are BAD, Chris.. BAD. I don't like that sweater. It should be burned, just like the moth ball one. "I'm constipated." Pasty.

Smile big for the camera! LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this picture! I want a sweater just like that one! "I don't wanna be here, I don't wanna be here." "Yes master. What is it you wish of me?"

He's chillin'.. TO THE BANDANA REPUBLIC! *AHEM* Sorry.. All that orange makes me hungry... *looks around and slaps self for saying that* Haven't you had those glasses forever? INVEST IN SOME NEW ONES. Fly.. bzzz.

Nice hat, Chris. VERY nice. *coughRETARDcough* WTF is with that hat?! Your hat doesn't match, dumbass. Holy Jesus, someone shoot him.

Ooo, Christopher.. you so sexy.. He's such an angel... :) All I see is a floating head. "I'm vouging, I'm vouging."

FUMANSKEETO FOR LIFE!! Soooo weird... this very pic was one I used for a layout... LOVE IT still. I'm, too sexy for my company shirt, too sexy for my company shirt, so sexy IT HURTS. *sniff*

I don't like feet.. Whatchu talkin' 'bout Julie? Chris has got some cute toes. EWWWW, his toes look funny! Cover dem corns boyee!

"Whatchu lookin' at, FOO'?!" Is it just me or is he gonna spit? "There's Kevin, to jump him or not to jump him, that is the question.." What is it that you are so diligently sucking on?

I've got no strings.. to hold me down.. Watch out! Chris is gonna whup some ASS! Oh my, that's scary. FiNgErS!!!!

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