The Scene: NSync is over. Justin has wasted his money on hookers, booze, and mufugly necklaces. He now shares a cardboard box with a man named Alisha. (Scary huh?) He is now staggering down the street, vodka in hand, with a dirty beer stained wifebeater on. 3 girls are hiding in a nearby tree, in ambush.

Nikki: Jesus, Mary, and Joseph Jennifer. Move your ass over!!

Jennifer: I don't even want to be here! You guys like Justin remember?! I wanted to kidnap Joey, but NOOOO!!!! It had to be Justin "Fro Boy" Timberlake!! I don't know why we couldn't have just--

Julie: Just shuttup! No one wants to hear your ramblin'!

Jennifer: *mumbling* Stupid Justin had to go be--

Julie: Jennifer!! Stop your bitchin'!

Jennifer: But I--

Julie: If I hear one more peep out of you, I am going to beat you, JC style!

Jennifer: ...

Julie: That's what I thought. Now, what's our mode of attack Purple Eagle??

Nikki: Don't ever call me that again.

Julie: Come on! We have to be all Mission Impossible-ish and stuff!

Nikki: No.

Julie: You're no fun! How 'bout you Diamond Snake?

Jennifer: ...

Julie: Diamond snake?

Jennifer: ...

Juile: JENNIFER!!!

Jennifer: What?!

Juile: I SAID.. what about you Diamond snake?

Jennifer: I was told not to talk!!

Julie: Just shuttup.

Jennifer: I can't win!!

Julie: ANYWAY, let's just jump out, hog tie him, and throw him in the van? Good? Good. Let's go.

Julie, Jennifer, and Nikki jump out from behind the tree. Julie tackles Justin to the ground, Nikki ties him, and Jennifer just stands there.

Nikki: Some help?!

Jennifer: I'm not touching him. He's filthy.

Julie: He's got vodka...!

Jennifer: Yes!!

Jennifer grabs the bottle and gulps it down. She stumbles, giggles, and starts to spin in circles.

Nikki: Why in the HELL did you give her alcohol?!

Julie: Hey! She usually cooperates when hard liquor is involved!! Jennifer, Get your wasted ass over here and help us get him in the van!!

Jennifer stops spinning and looks at Julie, then Nikki, then Justin, and falls to the ground laughing.

Julie: *sigh* She's hopeless. Forget her. We can do it.

Nikki and Julie heave Justin into the van.

Nikki: Jennifer! Let's go!!

Jennifer stands up and climbs on top of the van.

Jennifer: WHEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Julie: Oh, my, God... just leave her up there. Hopefully she'll be okay.

Julie and Nikki hop in the van and drive to a secluded spot in the woods. All the while, they could hear Jennifer screeching "WHEEEEEE!!!!!!!" every 2 mintues, and Justin screaming like a 4 year old. By he time they got to the cabin, Julie and Nikki were about to kill someone.

Julie: Jennifer!! If you're not off the top of that van in 3 seconds, I'm breakin out the whip!! 1....2....

Jennifer tumbles off the roof and falls at Julie's feet.

Julie kicks Jennifer.

Julie: Get up! You worthless piece of shit!!

Jennifer: Ouch, that hurt! *giggles*

Julie: SHUTTUP!!! Now get in the cabin!!!

Jennifer takes off into the cabin.

Nikki: Never, and I mean NEVER will I let you give her any form of alcohol EVER again.

Julie: Sheesh, I didn't know she was gonna do THAT. Now, let's get this drunk, fine, piece of flesh in the house so we can have our way with him.

Julie and Nikki get Justin into the cabin and tie him to a chair. Various toys and food are scattered around.

Nikki: Where in the hell is Jennifer?!

Jennifer: WHEEEEE!!!!

Julie and Nikki follow the sound into the kitchen to see Jennifer sitting on the freezer, screaming.

Julie: I think that vodka was drugged. Let's just leave her alone... hopefully, this won't be permanent.

Nikki: There wouldn't be much of a change...

Julie: Well, Justy is waiting!

Nikki and Julie go back to the living room. Justin is rolling his head around, moaning.

Julie: Juuuuuussstyyy......

Justin: Huh?

Nikki: Wassup boyeeee?!

Justin: Yo, what the hells goin' on? Why is I, Justin Timbalake, tied to a chair?

Julie: We have kidnapped you and are going to have our way with you... MUAH!

Justin: Yo, dat ain't fair, I had no chance ta fight back. Ain't I supposed ta like, scream an kick an uh, spray you wit pepper spray an shit?

Nikki: You can't afford pepper spray dumbass. You live in a box.

Justin: Oh..yeah.

Julie: Shall we get started Nikki?

Nikki: We shall.

Julie and Nikki proceed to tear off all of Justin's clothes. We won't get into details on exactly what happened, but I will say that handcuffs, whip cream, fruit snacks, m 'n' m's, and carrots were involved.

Julie: You think we killed him?

Nikki: Naw, I think he's just unconscious.

Justin: *mumbling* Mommmmmmyy.....whhheerree aaarrreee yyooou?

Nikki: Uh, okay. So, let's get him back into the van and to my place.

Julie: Uh, I think you mean MY place.

Nikki: No, I meant what I said. My place.

Julie: No, he's going to my house!!!

Justin wakes up.

Justin: Oh mah God!! What the hell did you two hoes do to me? I hurts everywhere!!

Nikki and Julie: Shuttup Justin!!!

Nikki: He's going to my house you whore!

Julie: You did not just call me a whore!

Julie proceeds to pick up a chair and fling it at Nikki.

Justin: Yo! Yo! I know I's fine and all, but don't kill ya selves ova me!

Nikki: Die!!!!!

Nikki jumps on Julie's back and starts ripping her hair out. Jennifer stumbles in and looks at a bruised and bleeding Justin, tied to a chair.

Jennifer: *giggles* You're cute....

Justin: Uh, Julie? ....Nikki? Uh! Hello! Help!?

Jennifer: I didn't get a turn with you...

Justin: Can y'all take a break from killin' eachotha and UNTIE ME?!?

Julie: YOU...STUPID...SKANK!!!!

Nikki: GO...TO...HELL!!!!!!!

Jennifer stumbles over to Justin and attempts to get on top of him, but she knocks the chair over. Justin hits his head on the coffee table and is knocked unconscious. Jennifer shrugs and stumbles back into the kitchen. She opens the cupboard and see's 2 bottles of alcohol.

Jennifer: YES!!

She grabs them and trips back into the living room.

Jennifer: Juuuliiee....Nikkkkkiiiii! Look!

A half bald Julie and a broken armed Nikki look up and see Jennifer proudly holding the liquor.

Julie and Nikki: YES!!!

They all have a grand old time getting drunk and dancing to MMMBop, while Justy bleeds to death on the floor. Apparently, everyone passed out...or something, but authorities found the four 3 days later. Jennifer was huddled in a corner, talking to the flowered wallpaper. Justin was pretty much dead. There was nothing that could have been done to save him. And then there was Nikki and Julie. Half bald, broken armed, smelly and unconscious.

Jennifer, Julie and Nikki are currently spending time in a mental institution, each having their own personal padded room. And silk pajamas of course.

As for Justin, let's just say his funeral was Phat Yo!!