I sat in my house, awaiting Jen and the camera crew. We had rigged it so we would be picked, being the masterminds we are and all, and now all I had to do was sit back and relax. I was dancing around my house and singing "Karma Cameleon" when the doorball rang. I open it to see, you guessed it, Jen and the camera crew.
Jen: GUESS WHAT JUUUUULIE!!
Julie: *yawn* What?
Jen: We're goin' on FANatic, babay! We get to meet Joey and Just-
Julie: *nudges Jen* I already know this, assmaster. We rigged it, remember?
Jen: Oh yeah..
Julie: Idiot.
The camera man sticks the camera into Julie's face.
Man: HOW DO YOU FEEL YOUNG LADY?!
Julie: WTF? GET THAT SHIT OUTTA MY FACE!!
Man: Uhh..
Julie: Anyways, where's our limo damnit? Can we get on with it?
Man: Right this way, ladies..
Jen and I proceed outside and into our awaiting limo. We get to the airport and board the plane to NY.
Jen: Dude.. look.. FREE PEANUTS!!
Julie: Shut the fuck up.
Jen: You are NO fun at all, do you realize that?
Julie: I'M FUN!!
Jen: Yeah.. they're gonna have alcohol at our hotel, right?
Julie: They better, or someone's going to be hurt.
We arrive in NY and a limo takes us to the hotel. We're already dressed in our respective outfits, seeing as the meeting was to take place later that day.
We arrive at the elevator and get in. Jen pushes all the buttons, so we stop at every floor.
Julie: I hate you.
Jen: You love me.
Julie: No, I really hate you.
Jen: Thats not a very nice thing to say.
Julie: Too bad.
We arrive at our floor and walk into our room.
Jen: DUDE!! This shit is SWEET!!
Julie: *wide eyes* This is the coolest thing I've ever SEEN..
Jen: Ok, that's pathetic..
Julie: Shut up.
Jen: Um, ok.
Julie: Um okay?? WTF??
Jen: I don't feel like arguing with your bitch ass.
Julie: Man, FUCK YOU.
Jen: ...naw...
Julie: You're ghetto.
Jen: So? Now come on, I'm hungry, WHERE'S THE EATS?!
Julie: IN THE KITCHEN!!
Jen: ...I knew that.
Jen and Julie head into the kitchen to attack the food.
Jen: Mmm...turkey...
Julie: Mmm...horse radish..
Jen: Horse radish?? WTF?
Julie: Nothing..
Jen: Fucking crazy..
There's a knock at the door.
Jen: JOOOOEEEYYYY!!!
Julie slaps Jen.
Julie: Knock it off!! I already told you if you turned into a psychotic teenybopper, I was going to beat you into the ground!!
Jen: ...
Julie: That's what I thought. Now go get the damn door.
Jen walks to the door and opens it to reveal Lou Pearlman.
Jen: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! *slams the door*
Julie comes running out with a chicken leg hanging out of her mouth.
Julie: WTF?
Jen: LOU PEARLMAN IS HERE!!
Julie: HOLY HELL!! BARRICADE THE DOOR!!!
Jen: With WHAT?!
Julie spits the chicken leg out.
Julie: Throw this out there! Distract him!!
Jen opens the door, throws it out, and slams it. Sounds of "Oooo, chicken.." and *crunch* fill the hallway.
Jen: WHY IS HE HERE?!
Julie: HOW IN THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW?!
The door busts open.
Lou: AH ATE DA BABY!
Julie & Jen: WTF?!
Lou: AH SAID.. AH ATE DA BABY!
Julie: WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? YOU AIN'T FAT BASTARD! *thinks* Wait.. nevermind.. I take that back..
Lou: AH ATE DA BABY!
Jen: Ok.. SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT!
Jen pushes Lou out the window, where he falls ten stories to the ground.
Julie: Thank God someone finally did that..
Jen: I'm glad I was the one.
Julie: Ok, I think its time to go see Joey and my ghetto bastard now, lets go.
Julie and Jen get back in the limo and head to the recording studio where they're going to meet the guys. When they arrive, they rush in, and stop dead in their tracks when they see them.
Jen & Julie: Holy shit you're hot.
Justin & Joey: I know.
Jen: OOOOO!!! BUTTONS!!!!!
She rushes to the mixing board and starts to push all the buttons. Justin comes out of the speakers sounding like a chipmunk.
Jen: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Justin: JC ain't go'a be happay if he catch you doin' that.
Jen: First off, I ain't scared of JC "Crackmaster" Shhh-Zay, and Two, you're not black you ghetto wannabe.
Joey: Wannabe?
Julie: FUCK YOU BOTH!!!
Jen: Joey, sexy man, wanna get freaky deaky in the janitor's closet?
Joey: Hell yah!!
Julie: HELL NO!! Sit your HORNY ASS DOWN JENNIFER!!
Jen plops down in a chair and adjust's her cones.
Jen: Damnit..
Julie: All right, question time...Justin, why are you so damn fine?
Justin: I am the finest mo-fo on the planet.
Jen: Uh, no you're not.
Julie: YES HE IS YOU WHORE!!!
Justin: Ladies ladies...
Jen: SHUT UP!!
Julie: DON'T TELL MY MAN TO SHUT UP!!
Joey: HELLO!!! I have reservations at Sizzler for 4:00. Can we hurry up?
Jen: I guess, I'll deal with your bitch ass later Julie. Now, Joey. Will you marry me?
Joey: Sure. If we can make pornos together.
Jen: DEAL!!
Julie: Ok, eww..
Justin: Ah second that.
Julie: Aw, you're so damn cute!
Jen: *mutters* No he's not.
Julie: AIGHT BITCH!! THAT'S IT!!
She jumps out of the chair and rips out Jen's long blond hair extensions.
Julie: TALK ABOUT MY MAN AGAIN!!
Jen: Justin...is...a...ghetto...bastard...
Julie: SKANK!!
Jen: WHORE!!
JC: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY MIX?!?!?
Julie: What the hell are YOU doing here? No one likes you.
Jen: Julie did it.
Julie: I did not!! Joey did it!
Jen: Aw hell no!
Joey: JUSTIN DID IT!!!
Justin: Ah did not!
JC: YOU PIECE OF SHIT!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!
Julie: AW HELL NO!!!!
She kicks JC in the balls and he falls to the ground in convulsions.
Julie: Now that THAT'S over with, ya'll wanna go to a bar and get dead drunk?
Jen, Justin and Joey: hell yah!
So the four J's go to a bar, and, well, get drunk. They're found 4 days later under a bridge, singin "Stayin' Alive" and eating raw fish. Justin and Joey were beat repeatedly by JC when they were returned, and Jen and Julie are currently in prison.
Please bail us out?? There's a woman named James here that's beginning to get a little touchy feely...