Nikki, Jen, and I (Julie) got the chance to meet Nsync through MTV's FANatic. (We got to have 3 people, cuz we be cool like dat..) Anyways.. Here's what happened..
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I got a call from MTV saying that Nikki, Jen, and I were chosen to meet Nsync. I screamed, I cried, I spazzed out JC Style.. then I calmly thanked them. I had to hop on a plane and pick up Nikki in PA.. so I packed a few things and waited for my limo to arrive. When it finally came, the limo driver informed me that Nsync at one time had ridden in the same limo. So I proceeded to lick the seats. In the end they ended up tying me to the seat to keep me calm. We arrived at the airport and I hopped on the plane.

I arrived in PA and another limo took me to Nikki's house. They promised not to tie me to the seat as long as I behaved. We got to her house and I walked in with the camera crew behind me. I opened the door to her room to find her wearing an Nsync t-shirt singing "Bye Bye Bye" into a hairbrush. After she screamed from shock.. and we attacked each other, she calmed down and we were off.

We were supposed to meet Nsync in Orlando at a secluded little park where no one would see us. Jen was already there at a hotel waiting for us so we headed to the airport and went straight to Orlando. We got there, checked into the hotel, and got a room. Once we were done unpacking, we set out to find Jen. We found her in her room, 5 empty bottles of Whiskey around her, passed out on her bed. She woke up, grabbed a bottle of Vodka from under the bed and screamed "One for me! And one for my homies!" and poured us all a drink. We had a grand ole time.. but when security came up and threatend to kick us out, we calmed down. We all ended up passing out on Jen's bed in a drunken heap.

The next morning, the MTV people came up to wake us up. I think they were shocked to see us all passed out on Jen's bed.. but they got us up, and told us to get ready. We had already decided what we would wear.. so it didn't take us that long. All 3 of us wore black leather mini-skirts, stiletto heals, and multi-colored ruffly blouses from the 80's. We thought we looked quite good. Jen took her backpack and stuffed 3 bottles of Peach Schaps into it (it was a BIG backpack) and we were off.

*In the Limo*

Limo Driver: So, girls, tell the camera why you wanted to meet Nsync.

Julie: Well, I just wanted a piece of ass from Justin and..

Nikki: Yo! Beatch! Back up off mah man!!

Julie: You're always complaining Nikki! DAMN! Fine, I just wanted a piece of ass from Lance and I thought this was as good as idea as any to get some!

Jen: Yeah, and I know Joey's a whore.. so it shouldn't be that hard to get him in bed!

Julie & Nikki: Shut up Jen! Nobody even likes Joey!

Jen: Joey's one hot Italian Stallion! I'm gonna ride dat shit! YEE HAWWW!

Jen breaks out the bottles of Schaps and passes drinks all around.

Julie, Jenn, & Nikki: WHOO HOO! PAR-TAY UP IN HERE!

Limo Driver: Hey! You girls can't drink in here!

Julie: *slurring her words* You know wat?! GO TA HELL!

She gives him the finger.

Limo Driver: We're here! Now get outta my limo you drunken fools!!

We step out of the limo, stumbling all over each other and giggling. We make our way over to Nsync, who are seated under a tree in the corner of the park, and sit down on the chairs that are arranged in front of them.

Julie: Yo, homeboys, WUZZZZ UUUUUP?!?

Nikki: Yo, Justin.. you want some of this?

She smacks her ass and points to herself.

Jen: Joey!! MY ITALION STALLION!!

She jumps on top of Joey and starts licking his cheek.

Lance: OH MY GOD! Are you girls drunk?!

Julie: You're kinda cute Lance. You wanna go behind that tree over there and do a little somethin' somethin'?

Lance: Oh Lord.. umm.. I'm a gentlemen.

Julie: Your point homefry?!

Lance: umm..

JC: Drinking is a bad habit girls, you should have really thought about what you were doing before you put that bottle to your lips.

Julie, Jenn, & Nikki: SHUT THE FUCK UP JC!!

JC: Sorry..

Julie takes out a bottle of Schaps.

Julie: Here JC.. Have a drink! Its on me!

JC: Well.. since you insist..

He takes the bottle of Schaps and gulps the whole thing down.

Nikki: DAMN BOY! You're a fuckin' alcoholic aren't you?! I KNEW IT!!

Nikki gets up and starts dancing around, chanting "JC's an alcohlic" over and over again.

JC: SHUT UP!! I AM NOT!! I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC!!! I'M NOOOOOOT!!

Julie: Calm the hell down, space cowboy, before I have to get freaky deaky on yer ass.

Julie thinks to herself.

Julie: Hey.. that might be kinda fun.. heh heh..

JC: I don't get it.

Julie: You wouldn't..

Nikki: Julie.. can we get on with it?

Julie: Haha.. Anyways.. Yeah, lets *giggle* get on *snort* with it.

Justin: Yo, homegirls.. you gonna ask us some questions or what?

Nikki: First of all, don't you get an attitude wit MAH homegirl.. I will KICK YER ASS!!

Justin: Ok.. I'm sorry..

Nikki: Thats what I thought..

Chris: Hey! You guys! I gotta new joke I can tell you.. You wanna hear it?!

Everyone: NO CHRIS!!

Chris: Fine.. jeez.. you don't gotta be so mean..

He begins to cry.

Julie: We're sorry Chris, its ok.

Julie pats Chris on the back.

Chris: *sniff* No one appreciates me..

Julie: Ok, anyways.. Jen, get OFF Joey right now before I have to go flipmode on your ass!!!

Julie pulls Jen off of Joey, where she has permantely lodged herself.

Julie: SIT DOWN!!

Jen: Sorry..

Julie: Right.. so guys.. I'm too drunk to read these questions we have written down.. so how's about we all just meet back at our hotel and get a little somethin' somethin' going on?

Nsync: Sounds good to us!

Nikki: I always knew you guys were just out for a piece of ass..

Jen: Joey.. wanna play doctor?

Joey: ALRIGHT! LETS GO!

We all pile back into the limo and drive back to the hotel. We have a couple round of drinks and do some things we'd rather not mention. The MTV people come up in the morning to find Jen and Joey passed out together with handcuffs and whips strewn around them.. Julie and Lance in the bathroom sharing make-up tips.. Nikki and Justin arguing over whose the "illest"..and JC standing over Chris with a bat in one hand, and a bottle of Gin and Juice in the other. They were not amused and told us we would never show our faces on MTV ever again. Thats what THEY think..


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