Good: Justin dumped Britney.
Bad: He dumped her because he's gay.
Worse: Lance is his new boyfriend.

Good: JC kicked his crack habit.
Bad: He's now an alcoholic.
Worse: He's a VIOLENT alcoholic.

Good: Joey was presented with a medal.
Bad: For being the biggest ho-bag on earth.
Worse: He's proud.
Even worse: VERY proud.

Good: Lance is not gay.
Bad: He's really a woman.
Worse: He has a crush on Chris.

Good: Chris is practicing to be a better dancer.
Bad: He broke his hip.
Worse: Looks like we lost the "s" in NSYNC.

Good: NSYNC wrote a new song.
Bad: It's entitled "Giddy Up: Part 2"
Worse: It's going to be on the new album.
Even Worse: They're also thinking of doing "I Need Love: The Sequel"

Good: Joey got a new hairstyle.
Bad: He's bald.
Worse: He got a tattoo on his head that says "Pimp 4 Life"

Good: JC's getting married.
Bad: To Bobbie.
Worse: Bobbie beats JC.
Even Worse: JC likes it.

Good: Justin regrows the FRO!
Bad: Its 10 feet high.
Worse: He dyed it hot pink.
Even Worse: They lost Lance somewhere in that shit.

Good: NSYNC's doing a tribute concert.
Bad: They're honoring the New Kids on the Block.
Worse: Danny Wood goes on a crack binge and convinces JC to kill everyone.

Good: The Laugh A Little Girls meet NSYNC.
Bad: Jen gets arrested for sexually assualting Joey.
Worse: We don't have any money to bail her out.
Even Worse: Nolen later gets arrested for attacking Justin.

Good: Lance gets a new horse.
Bad: He names it "Toby the 2nd"
Worse: He quits NSYNC and devotes all his time to it.

Good: NSYNC see's our site.
Bad: They don't like it.
Worse: They HATE us.
Even Worse: They attempt to stalk and kill us... and succeed.