Ju is lazily sunning himself on a beautiful beach when Tyra and and Halle approach him.

Tyra: Hey there sexy! You look lonely!

Halle: *pushes Tyra away* Yeah.. *giggle* Want some company?

Ju: Why.. sure.. *evil grin*

Tyra: *Plops herself down next to Ju* You look stressed, would you like a massage?

Ju: I'd love on--

Halle: *interrupts* Um, excuse me Tyra.. but I think he'd MUCH rather recieve a massage from ME.

Tyra: Yeah, sure.. everyone KNOWS Ju likes me MORE than you Halle.

Halle: You're so full of yourself! He likes ME! So get over it.

Tyra: You know what Halle? I've NEVER liked you. *smacks Halle*

Halle: Oh, you stupid bitch! You're just jealous that Ju wants ME more than YOU. *attempts to pull Tyra's hair out*

Ju: Girls, Girls.. there's enough of me to go around.. *wink wink*

Tyra: But Ju.. I want you all for myself.. Don't you love me anymore?

Halle: I TOLD you, he loves ME! Get it through your head!

Tyra: Thats IT! Bitch, you're goin' DOWN!

Halle and Tyra attempt to kill each other has Ju looks on, a big grin on his face.

Ju: Ladies.. I'm sure we can compromise. Haven't you two ever heard of SHARING?

Tyra: Well.. I GUESS we could do that..

Halle: If it will make you happy Ju..

Ju: Oh yes.. it would make me VERY happy.. *wink wink*

Tyra: Ok.. I'll share.. *sigh*

Halle: Yeah.. me too..

Ju: Ok, one thing though.. You girls have to call me Big Daddy J when you address me.. mmk?

Tyra: But Ju--

Ju: Eh eh eh!

Tyra: *sigh* Ok Big Daddy J..

Ju: Good girl.. Halle?

Halle: Yes Ju?

Ju: BIG DADDY J DAMNIT!!

Halle: *twirls hair around finger* Thats what I meant..

Ju/Big Daddy J: Thats good.. now lets go back to my place.. and.. err.. do "stuff."

Tyra: Oooo, that sounds like fun Ju!

Ju/Big Daddy J: What did I tell you Tyra..

Tyra: Oh, I meant.. err, Big Daddy J!

Ju: There ya go.. Ok, girls. Lets go.

Tyra, Halle, and Ju walk off into the sunset together.