Julie: Hi guys! How are you?

All of Them: Hi! We're NSYNC!

Julie: No?! Really?! I thought you were the BSB smart asses!

Justin: What beatch?! The Fagstreet Boys?! We be much better then those pansies! Shit..

Julie: Justin, as much as I would love to hear you talk in ebonics...SHUT UP!!

Justin: Yes ma'am..

Julie: Anyway...JC, how's the crack addiction?

JC: WHAT?!? WHAT CRACK ADDICTION?! WHO TOLD YOU I DID CRACK?!?! I DON'T DO CRACK!! I DON'T!!!

He starts convulsing.

Julie: Justin told me you did.

JC: What?!?! WHAT?!? I'LL KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE BITCH!!

JC proceeds to kill Justin.

Julie: Okie..why they're killing each other, Joey, how many girls have you done today?

Joey: Well, about 10 I guess, I haven't really counted. Wanna be added to the list, baby?

He starts rubbing my leg and grinning.

I slap Joey across the face.

Julie: IF YOU ever, EVER touch me again, I will kill you. Do you hear me Joey?! KILL YOU!!

Joey: Oooh kinky one, are ya?

Julie: Oooh, thats it bitch!!

I start punching Joey in the head repeatedly.

Lance: Well, Julie's kinda occupied right now, so umm..I'm from Mississippi! And I like to ride horses, cuz I'm from Mississippi. I once had this horse named Toby and he died..I used to tell him all my troubles..

Chris slaps Lance.

Chris: SHUT UP! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT YOUR STUPID FUCKIN' HORSE!!

I get up from the floor where I have knocked Joey unconscious.

Julie: Well Chris, looks like the rest of the guys are down for the count.. Wanna go get something to eat?

Chris: Sure! And I can tell you some of my jokes! Did you ever hear the one about the..

Julie: Umm, thats ok Chris, how 'bout I give you a quarter if you don't talk at all, mmmk?

Chris: OK!

Julie: So easily amused...