CRACK
Julie: Hey there Crackmatic.. whats up yo?
JC: I don't do crack.
Julie: Yes, yes you do. How else would you explain those spazztic dance moves your so fond of doing?
JC: Energy.
Julie: Energy my ass.. you smoke crack everynight.. don't deny it.
JC: Ok, I do.
Julie: Wow, that was easy.
JC: I just want the world to know that crack addicts are people too.
Julie: Umm.. right..
JC: Yeah.
Julie: Ok.. umm.. so, whats up with you and Bobbi/Bobbee/Bobbie?
JC: You wanna know something?
Julie: Eh?
JC: I really don't know how to spell her name either.
Julie: Word! I always knew you didn't.
JC: So, you wanna take a ride on my scooter?
Julie: Umm, no.
JC: Why?
Julie: Because, quite frankly, you scare me.
JC: Why?
Julie: Because your on crack, and riding on a scooter with you is surely not safe.
JC: I'll be careful.
Julie: No.
JC: Please?
Julie: No.
JC: Pretty please?
Julie: NO DAMNIT!
JC: Ok..
Julie: So, back to what I was saying.. whats up with you and Bobbie.. however the hell you spell her name.
JC: I don't think thats any of your business.
Julie: Are you getting an attitude with me?
JC: No.
Julie: Yes you are. I suggest you check yourself before you wreck yourself.. nah mean?
JC: Have you been hanging out with Justin again?
Julie: *giggle* no..
JC: Liar.
Julie: Shut up, this is my interview damnit. I ask the questions.
JC: Ok..
Julie: So, ya know that fur coat you wore to the VMA's?
JC: Yeah.
Julie: That was hideously ugly.. you know that right?
JC: Nah, it was dope illy fresh.
Julie: No, no. It really wasn't..
JC: You know what? You suck.
Julie: At least I didn't skin some type of animal to make a coat.
JC: IT WAS FAKE FUR DAMNIT!
Julie: Thats even worse.. thats tacky.
JC: Shut up.
Julie: Umm, lemme think about that for a sec.. umm, no. Anyways.. next question.. actually, wait, there are no more questions, I'm through with you.
JC: Finally.
Julie: You know what JC? I've never liked you.
JC: You weren't saying that the time you took me to rehab.
Julie: Shut up.. I've been trying to forget.
JC: You want me.
Julie: No, not really.
JC: Yes you do.
Julie: No, no.. I really don't.
JC: Yes.. you do.
Julie: Ok, shut up. Your annoying. This is the end of the interview. Go away.
JC: No.
Julie: Yes.
JC: No.
Julie: GO AWAY DAMNIT!
JC: Fine.. I hate you. I hope you die.
JC starts jumping up and down, having a spazztic episode, while screaming, "I hate you!!" over and over again.
Julie: Haha.. thats kinda funny..
JC: I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
Julie: You're.. very.. odd.. yeah.. bye now JC.