CRACK

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One night, as I was sitting outside my house, just chillin', who do I happen to see walk by.. but my good friend Jerome! "Hey Julie, I'm about to hook JC's skinny ass up, you want me to get you an interview while I'm there?" Jerome asked. "Sure thing man.. hook me up yo" I replied. "Alrighty girly girl.. PEACE." And he went along on his merry way. And THAT was how I got my interview with JC. Read on, my friend..

Julie: Hey there Crackmatic.. whats up yo?

JC: I don't do crack.

Julie: Yes, yes you do. How else would you explain those spazztic dance moves your so fond of doing?

JC: Energy.

Julie: Energy my ass.. you smoke crack everynight.. don't deny it.

JC: Ok, I do.

Julie: Wow, that was easy.

JC: I just want the world to know that crack addicts are people too.

Julie: Umm.. right..

JC: Yeah.

Julie: Ok.. umm.. so, whats up with you and Bobbi/Bobbee/Bobbie?

JC: You wanna know something?

Julie: Eh?

JC: I really don't know how to spell her name either.

Julie: Word! I always knew you didn't.

JC: So, you wanna take a ride on my scooter?

Julie: Umm, no.

JC: Why?

Julie: Because, quite frankly, you scare me.

JC: Why?

Julie: Because your on crack, and riding on a scooter with you is surely not safe.

JC: I'll be careful.

Julie: No.

JC: Please?

Julie: No.

JC: Pretty please?

Julie: NO DAMNIT!

JC: Ok..

Julie: So, back to what I was saying.. whats up with you and Bobbie.. however the hell you spell her name.

JC: I don't think thats any of your business.

Julie: Are you getting an attitude with me?

JC: No.

Julie: Yes you are. I suggest you check yourself before you wreck yourself.. nah mean?

JC: Have you been hanging out with Justin again?

Julie: *giggle* no..

JC: Liar.

Julie: Shut up, this is my interview damnit. I ask the questions.

JC: Ok..

Julie: So, ya know that fur coat you wore to the VMA's?

JC: Yeah.

Julie: That was hideously ugly.. you know that right?

JC: Nah, it was dope illy fresh.

Julie: No, no. It really wasn't..

JC: You know what? You suck.

Julie: At least I didn't skin some type of animal to make a coat.

JC: IT WAS FAKE FUR DAMNIT!

Julie: Thats even worse.. thats tacky.

JC: Shut up.

Julie: Umm, lemme think about that for a sec.. umm, no. Anyways.. next question.. actually, wait, there are no more questions, I'm through with you.

JC: Finally.

Julie: You know what JC? I've never liked you.

JC: You weren't saying that the time you took me to rehab.

Julie: Shut up.. I've been trying to forget.

JC: You want me.

Julie: No, not really.

JC: Yes you do.

Julie: No, no.. I really don't.

JC: Yes.. you do.

Julie: Ok, shut up. Your annoying. This is the end of the interview. Go away.

JC: No.

Julie: Yes.

JC: No.

Julie: GO AWAY DAMNIT!

JC: Fine.. I hate you. I hope you die.

JC starts jumping up and down, having a spazztic episode, while screaming, "I hate you!!" over and over again.

Julie: Haha.. thats kinda funny..

JC: I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!

Julie: You're.. very.. odd.. yeah.. bye now JC.

::The End::

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