Idiot #1

Member Name: JC Chasez

Location: Orlando, FL

Sex: Male

Marital Status: Single
I'm sensing a pattern here.. Dayum, all you guys like to lie about your g/f's, eh? Better hide your whip JC.. 'cuz Bobbee's gonna break dat shit out and give you a beating!

Hobbies: Singing and dancing with my friends
Ooodles of fun, right "JC"??

Computers: Some high-tech contraption
If that was your attempt at sounding smart.. it didn't work.

Occupation: 'N Sync (yep, it's me)
Ok, let's say JC really DID have a profile.. do you REALLY think he's going to admit who he IS in it? I think NOT. You dumb ass piece of shit! Ahh, thank you.. I just needed to rant a little..

Personal Quote: "I love you guys." If it wasn't for the fans there would be no 'N Sync. Write me some E-mail, guys! I try my best to respond to all of them.
Ok "JC", I'll be sure to do that.. Look for my e-mail, it'll be the one with the subject line as: YOU ARE A FUCKIN' RETARD!

Idiot #2

Member Name: jOSHUA sCOTT cHASEZ bKA jC
WTF does "bka" mean?!

Location: tRAVELiNG riGHT nOW bUT fROM oRLANDO, FL
Actually, JC's originally from Wasington, try again smart one

Sex: Male

Marital Status: tAKEN bY bRiTNEY sPEARS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, This is the best one I've heard yet! I thought Brit was Justy's woman "JC"? OMG, this amuses me to NO end.. hahahahaha

Hobbies: siNGiNG, sLEEPiNG, wRiTiNG sONGS, dANCiNG, pERFORMiNG, tRAVELiNG, cHiLLiN wiTH mY cREW jUSTiN, lANCE, cHRiS, jOEY aND mY giRL bRiTNEY yO!
Oh, so now you're talking in ebonics, eh? You're having an identity crisis, "JC"! You think your Justin! It'll pass.. just ::breath:: inhale, exhale, Gooood boy, harness light energy, block out the bad. You're doing fine.)

Computers: mY hUNNiES sCREEN nAME iS CraZy4LuCkyJC
My, my, my.. aren't I the lucky one? Finding JC's profile AND Britney's s/n in ONE day.. I am truly blessed.

Occupation: SiNGER

Personal Quote: i sEE tHE tHiNGS hE dOES tO yOU aLL tHE pAiN tHAT hE pUTS yOU tHROUGH iF i sEE wHAT'S rEALLY gOiNG oN sTAYiNG oUT aT niGHT wHiLE yOU'RE bY tHE pHONE tAKE iT fROM mE iT'S a lESSON tO bE lEARNED eVEN tHE gOOD gUYS gET bURNED
You know.. I really hate WhEn pEoPlE TyPe lIkE ThIs..